DAD ( JOEL ) EGBERT.

MALE.
FATHER OF A SPIFFING YOUNG MAN AND A STUNNING YOUNG DAUGHTER.

(( MUN IS MINOR !! ))
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[DAD ( JOEL ) EGBERT. @PIPEFAN413___]

DNI LIST IN THE MAKING AS OF RIGHT NOW.

PLEASE LOOK UNDER THIS MESSAGE.

[DAD ( JOEL ) EGBERT. @PIPEFAN413___]

TO MY SON, YOU MAKE ME OH SO PROUD TO BE YOUR FATHER EVERY DAY THAT YOU ARE ON THIS EARTH.

I HAVE WATCHED YOU GROW UP, LEARN AND THRIVE.

JUST KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY WORLD.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BOY.

- YOUR DAD.

[DAD ( JOEL ) EGBERT. @PIPEFAN413___]

GOOD EVENING, MY CHUMS.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL WHO CELEBRATES.

I HOPE YOU ALL GOT WHAT YOU WISHED FOR THIS YEAR.

I AM OH SO PROUD OF ALL OF YOU, STAY SAFE AND EAT WELL TONIGHT.

- DAD

[DAD ( JOEL ) EGBERT. @PIPEFAN413___]

I APOLOGISE FOR MISSING THE HALLOWEEN ANNOUNCEMENT I ALWAYS DO WACH YEAR.

I HAVE FALLEN ILL WITH A BUG.

I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A SPLENDID TIME TRICK OR TREATING AND TO THOSE WHO DIDN'T CELEBRATE MIND SHARING?

I AM OH SO PROUD OF ALL OF YOU.

HAPPY LATE HALLOWEEN.

[DAD ( JOEL ) EGBERT. @PIPEFAN413___]

@ECT0_BI0LOGIST

SON, DON’T TAKE DRUGS.

[DAD ( JOEL ) EGBERT. @PIPEFAN413___]

@AsCatnip THE COUCH IS MUCH MORE FUN TO BOUNCE ON.

FEEL FREE TO ROAM.

[DAD ( JOEL ) EGBERT. @PIPEFAN413___]

THAT IS MY ROOM.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?

[Nepeta Leijon ♌︎ @AsCatnip]

:33 < yipp33!! wooo!! yay!!

[DAD ( JOEL ) EGBERT. @PIPEFAN413___]

AND OR MY DAUGHTER.

TELL HER I LOVE HER DEARLY AS WELL.

[DAD ( JOEL ) EGBERT. @PIPEFAN413___]

TELL MY BOY.

NO.

TELL JOHN I’LL MAKE HIM MAC AND CHEESE FOR DINNER.

AND THAT I LOVE HIM DEARLY.

ALSO STRIDER, YOU BE SAFE AS WELL.

[DAD ( JOEL ) EGBERT. @PIPEFAN413___]

I’LL GET IN THE CAR.

STRIDER THE PHONE IS GLITCHING OUT.

[DAD ( JOEL ) EGBERT. @PIPEFAN413___]

RIGHT-O.

WHERE WOULD HE BE.

[DAD ( JOEL ) EGBERT. @PIPEFAN413___]

WHERE AM I AND WHERE IS MY BOY.

STRIDER, I BELIEVE I HAVE BEEN TRANSPORTED SOMEWHERE.

IS MY SON SAFE.

TELL ME OLD CHAP

[DAD ( JOEL ) EGBERT. @PIPEFAN413___]

IT WOULD TAKE A LOT TO KILL ME.

HOLD ON A MOMENT I HEAR SOMETHING.

GOOD HEAVENS.

[DAD ( JOEL ) EGBERT. @PIPEFAN413___]

YOUR NERVES WERE TURNED INTO STRING.

HOW WONDERFUL.

YOU AND THAT PUPPET FUSED TOGETHER.

[DAD ( JOEL ) EGBERT. @PIPEFAN413___]

HOO HOO.

YOU REMIND ME OF MY FRIEND.

ALWAYS THOUGHT HE’D GET TO CHOOSE HIS OWN OUTCOME.

WANT TO KNOW YOUR TRANSMUTATION?

[DAD ( JOEL ) EGBERT. @PIPEFAN413___]

I ASSURE YOU.

YOUR BLADE WILL SNAP.

[DAD ( JOEL ) EGBERT. @PIPEFAN413___]

THAT WOULD RESULT IN YOUR OWN INJURY.

TRANSMUTATED DO NOT GET HURT.

[DAD ( JOEL ) EGBERT. @PIPEFAN413___]

IT WAS HIS DEATHDAY.

[DAD ( JOEL ) EGBERT. @PIPEFAN413___]

I NEED TO GET BACK TO MY SON.

I URGE YOU NOT TO TOUCH MY HAT.

[DAD ( JOEL ) EGBERT. @PIPEFAN413___]

I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON.

[DAD ( JOEL ) EGBERT. @PIPEFAN413___]

I SEE.

I WILL GO SEE WHAT I CAN DO TO GET BACK HOME.