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You’re still here? It’s over. Go Home!

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary good lord… never on here with X but we used to have a lot of fun 10 years ago.

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Do you remember when you joined X? Twitter forever

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Any reports of a UFO around the Vegreville/Minburn area five minutes ago? Something really weird just flew over Highway 16. It looked like a lit up after burner, but that jet would’ve had to been 100 feet in the air and I didn’t hear any roar.

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I’m not against trading Bouchard, frees up cap space. Would anyone take Frederick?

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One hit away 10 times. Yamamoto is a machine. Sucks ass to lose . It was a wild ride with so many storylines that just didn’t come through at the end.

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@_TheIronCowboy The Blue Jays have nobody to blame but themselves. They can’t say that the Dodgers were a better team. They just needed one hit with somebody on base yesterday or today and they win.

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@michaelgrange In 20 years, nobody will even know who the Dodgers beat. So close, too bad. I’m sad.

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Two outs away. They had more than enough chances to win this series. Sad.

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Apple (Watch) is going “wtf is going on in Canada? Their heart rates are through the roof!!”

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Three brutal managing errors in a row. How is he being sent home and what the fuck was that challenge X2

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@regwald This is unreal to me. Such an icon in the game. So happy for him.

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@dstaples @edmontonjournal I applaud the Oilers for not signing those contracts (all overpaid) but they need to use the saved money wisely. Happy Canada Day 🥳

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My wife hates my playoff beard anyway… #scruffyLooking

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Make the Prime Minister the E-Bug

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? (Not X)

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@JackieBee_16 What was that?? 🤯😳

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@FriedgeHNIC nice podcast today. I’m not sure what room you recorded it in, but you skilfully avoided that large elephant in the room.

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Our best players were not better than their players. Drai no goals in series and McDavid no points last 2 games. Can’t blame no depth on this one. Knobby doesn’t play most effective line except for 2 shifts in 3rd. Frustrating to be so close and have those ones let us down.

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“I don’t feel bad for you” - Leon - Classic line to Spector

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@RunninOnCaramel

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Admit switching names was stupid and maybe the luck will change.