maybe: piper

voice of an angel? try the voice of a rock band groupie who never stopped smoking Virginia Slims

[maybe: piper @PIPEitup26]

I’ve given up on Tinder. I think I’m going to try my luck with LinkedIn instead

[jonny @jonnybeec]

watch them just blow the pool up

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone

[Suzy Exposito @HexPositive]

Activism

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Meal prepping is the wildest thing you could suggest to someone with ADHD because as soon as I'm done making a week's worth of lasagna, I guarentee you the last thing I wanna eat is a single spoonful of motherfuckin lasagna.

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

People are dragging him for walking in with his finger on the trigger but you have to understand that he’s trained to do that when he sees children

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

Putting an Israeli flag up for the celebration of America’s 250th just seems too on the nose

[Praise @tufpraise]

“Most transparent administration in history”

[Jes @bloodstarvedjax]

I'm so fr you should be burned at the stake for saying this

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Decolonize your mind. Water was never meant to be sold.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

more whales less data centers

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@Complex Petit disque orange (rotated), by František Kupka, 1932

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

According to our Constitution, we should have overthrown our government by now.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Literally, there’s a children’s board game whose whole premise is showing how free market capitalism ends with one person owning everything while everyone else goes bankrupt.

[puter @modelocigarette]

modern remake of the shining that takes place at great wolf lodge

[tay 🖤 @tayylorrmaee]

all roads lead back to Ronald Reagan, rest in piss

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

And Iran would be correct

[mac @MacDoesIt]

This is huge news btw

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Nobody wants to admit it, but Google was enough.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

unpopular opinion: if we can have a minimum age to run for President (35), then we can have a maximum age to run for President.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

ben & jerry (ben cohen & jerry greenfield) tried to boycott their ice cream from being sold in israel, so unilever went behind their back and sold a portion of the company to an israeli licensee against their wishes. israel is selling ben & jerry's through corporate domination