sullivan sweeney 🐤

am boy

[sullivan sweeney 🐤 @piper__sweeney]

and this ends my twitter scrolling, the special edition of my favorite book series came and went. this is my punishment for not checking up on mother more often

[Richelle Mead @RichelleMead]

Pre-orders are now open to the public for the @LitJoyCrate collector's edition of the VA series, featuring metallic covers, inside artwork, annotations, and more! https://t.co/xVIYbgqtN5

[sullivan sweeney 🐤 @piper__sweeney]

no sir if i die, i'm doing it the way i lived, on the clock

[sullivan sweeney 🐤 @piper__sweeney]

i logged in for the first time in years just to rt this because i choked on my birthday and they offered to call an ambulance and give me the rest of the day off and all i could think about was this joke

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Geeky Physics Fact:

If you die on your Birthday in the same hospital you were born, then your Average Velocity through life on Earth was zero.