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[Moe 🧊 @MoeKJV1611jaja]

His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade

[Female Gremlin @trashgyn]

I’m sorry but women w boyfriends will come to you and be like “he keeps shitting his pants” “he doesn’t brush his teeth” “he doesn’t remember my food allergies” “he gets black out drunk 5 days a week” what else are we supposed to say

[☆ ★ @daydreaminvirgo]

i be going through shit you can’t even find on reddit

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

i’m like if a girl was an uncle

[mariana @pastapilled]

#through

[Joey Nova NYC 🍇 @thejoeynova]

I used to be confused about the Madonna-Whore complex when I first heard about it as a kid because I was like well isn’t Madonna kind of slutty too

[tom @pricesandvices]

Sad day for people who know the price for scrap metal

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Love island is being used to promote presmicuity to our young generation

[art tavana @arttavana]

I cannot express how positive it is for youth culture that the biggest mainstream “pop girl” is constantly foregrounding punk, grunge, and post-punk music.

[ariel @donotdelay]

Lena Dunham discourse and 85 degree weather has me making tofu in a Free People ass sundress listening to Feist

[Divine Beast Dancing Lightskin @79hfg3n3948rhf0]

just been crying at this all night

[✮ @evune]

friend owes 3000 to klarna

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

Nicotine (administered through a reusable vaporising device) provides the alertness, the crystalline mental acuity. Beer yings the yang, so to speak, placing you in a den of kindly feeling. But the picture isn’t complete before the Thumb navigates to a most amusing YouTube Short

[Big Deal @fIawlessvictory]

Get Him Pregnant Then Kill Yourself 😂😂😂😂 #WasteHisTime2026

[rue yi @ruebytwo]

whenever i like something refined it’s because my taste is sophisticated and better than yours. whenever i like something stupid it’s because i am the best at mixing high & low

[Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax @aspiringpeasant]

It is still the best tweet ever tweeted.