Piper

TAMU poultry science ‘22

[Piper @piperrrrrrs]

Could be worse

[emily north @north0fnorth]

i remember when i was 16 and filling out the form for my permit in driver’s ed i had to write in my eye color, so i raised my hand to ask the instructor what to put if i had two. she was just like “nobody has two eye colors,” came over to look at me, and went “well. shit”

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i'd say i am pretty chill as long as i don't get irritated in any form whatsoever

[Piper @piperrrrrrs]

Melanomamaxxing for what

[duaa @duaaness]

Sunscreen reapplication is propaganda I’m never falling for.

[Piper @piperrrrrrs]

Did anyone have a GOOD week??? I feel like I’m being rage-baited at every turn. Are yall OKAY?

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

Teaching kids not to trust cops and/or robots from an early age turned out to be a vital 21st century skill

[mrs. dobbins ☕️🪶 @mrsdobbins_]

um sure I’ll check my schedule, but if my husband who I hang out with constantly is available, I’ll be hanging out with him

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

North Tx localized fast food chains: blessings in every burger, The Lord in every lemonade

South TX localized fast food chain: Arriba! These dang dollar deals wont last

East TX localized fast food chain; Try the new deep fried frog cooter burger here at Leakys Louisiana Kitchen

[$ @2xsam_]

You just have to get stronger I’m sorry.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump on NATO: "I was doing a test. I said, 'I'd love to have you come up. Bring your boats. You can sail through the beautiful Hormuz Straits and you can protect people that are being shot at.' They didn't do it. And that's small potatoes. Do you understand what I'm saying?"

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

If I'm not posting a lot, its because im either doing very well mentally or I'm the most depressed I've ever been. If I am posting a lot it's because my mind is in the Hell Yeah Zone

[A.V. Marraccini @saintsoftness]

I can’t tell you how much I hate the raw milk thing. Pasteur is a genuine hero of biology! He established the germ theory of disease and made a thing that saved millions of lives public and free. And then you people were like, nah. Nevermind. Let’s die like idiots.

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

She’s killed someone btw not even a conspiracy it’s on her Wikipedia

[Piper @piperrrrrrs]

Tweet: well thought, grammar correct, punctuation… present

Teams’ing literally anyone at work:

JUST SENT DOC OVER EMAIL

she said shec ould takea call back afterr 11

[Piper @piperrrrrrs]

Pros to office job:
dresses and skirts and I feel so pretty
interns
consistency
snacks
Cons to office job:
no tattoos showing or piercings so no one gets how cool I am :(

[Piper @piperrrrrrs]

Forgot how much enjoyment posting into the void used to bring; welcoming myself back

[tumblr @tumblr]

the people yearn for electra heart

[Local Rabbit | comms open @TheKuroyuu]

Being able to “hear” the mood of others by how they move around the house is such a cool skill I wish I never had

[Piper @piperrrrrrs]

Babe, wake up, a new headline to point out that people don’t understand how oils/fats fit into their nutrition and diet just dropped

[New York Post @nypost]

NYC health food chain Pura Vida’s tuna sandwich has triple the fat of a Big Mac: these dishes ‘deserve jail time’ https://t.co/aW9RRYwjGx