Elizabeth

Living my life one fake astrology prediction at a time #FBPE Woke AF

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@bbclaurak I have to object to the Sun editor saying women like talking about other women’s bodies to other women. I’ve never had a conversation about another woman’s body! It’s such a weak justification for rag behaviour

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Well this is actually nice

[𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓮 @charlotteukcity]

Honestly, seeing this makes me happy. All over the world there is so much anger, violence & toxic behaviour between politicians. I prefer a world where we can disagree, but still treat each other with respect. 🤝

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@JJHTweets I work in logistics - loads of small UK companies have also just given up exporting because it’s too much hassle. It’s insane. Where a customs department would be a handful of people pre-Brexit, there’s dozens of them now despite any ‘some’ automation

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She’s amazing

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Given she will soon be a former MP, here's Mhairi Black TERRORISING the Tories in parliament.

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@AdamBienkov Does he have a single opinion about anything?

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@jameschappers @LizWebsterSBF It’s going to be even lovelier for consumers when the import rules change in 2024

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@RishiSunak I feel that were you to look at the stats on the rise of food bank usage since 2010 or reflected on the UN calling the Tory benefits policies “cruel and inhuman”, you might not be so upbeat about things.

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@mailplus @BorisJohnson I had to read this to see if Johnson was *at least* a good columnist and therefore had any redeeming features.

Verdict: laughably weak low-brow fluff

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@SkyNews Oh that makes it ok then

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@SkyNews @EHijacked @SamanthaTaghoy Good. Then everything might just be less shit

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@Bren4Bassetlaw Wow. That’s what you think is appalling in this whole saga?

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@SkyNews Eat it, Mogg

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@RishiSunak @SwedishPM However badly you think abstaining is playing out, I have the pleasure of telling you it’s so much worse than you think

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@dontlookdown_FB @vicderbyshire @BBCNewsnight @Bren4Bassetlaw I think you may have set a new television gold standard in angry stares as Clarke-Smith waffled more Johnson fanboy tripe.

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@mrjamesob @adamasteele And still paying £1m a day to store

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@GMB @susannareid100 @DominicRaab Sometimes it can be really hard to hold onto the hope that at a point in time we may never have to hear a word from this cabal of charlatans and their lies ever again

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@Haggis_UK Every so often I’m flabbergasted by the Tory narrative that claiming asylum is illegal.

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@gmb is greenhalgh saying Johnson and co inadvertently went to a BYO garden party because no 10 is Victorian?

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@BBCSimonJack It's absolute chaos in Warwickshire thanks to HS2 - you cannot go anywhere south of Birmingham without immense works ripping through the countryside and huge delays at every turn.

For what? To save 20 minutes to not even go to central London. It's a criminal waste of money

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