SparkySparkyBoomThem

We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles. They/Them

[SparkySparkyBoomThem @pipes01]

I was so inspired by those celebrities singing “Imagine” that I asked some friends to come together to perform Meryl Streep’s “This Stuff” monologue from The Devil Wears Prada

[Variety @Variety]

Carly Rae Jepsen has announced a 24-track double album titled "Day and Night," releasing September 18.

The album will be divided into "Day" and "Night" sections. "Day" is "organic and raw, with live instrumentation and hints of '70s-inspired psychedelic pop," while "Night" is "exploratory and intense, shifting into a sleek, synth-driven world of dance pop."

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[SparkySparkyBoomThem @pipes01]

also, why is everyone like “milkshake milkshake milkshake” for your tonsils? I think the extreme cold irritates the fuck outta them and makes it unpleasant to go down…

[SparkySparkyBoomThem @pipes01]

does someone want to come over and make out 😔👉👈

[Pat Dennis @patdennis]

Are you telling me my tax dollars are being sent to rebuild all the shit that Pete Hegseth blew up also with my tax dollars

[SparkySparkyBoomThem @pipes01]

gotta say, the only unrealistic part of “Pillion” is Alexander Skarsgård’s prosthetic dick size…that thing was WAY too girthy lmao

[SparkySparkyBoomThem @pipes01]

Isn’t love the point?

Of what?

Everything.

[SparkySparkyBoomThem @pipes01]

um to be gross and vulnerable for a moment, nothing has made me long for a boyfriend more than rn during recovery from surgery lol

[SparkySparkyBoomThem @pipes01]

It’s uhhhh gonna be a long two weeks

[SparkySparkyBoomThem @pipes01]

Post tonsillectomy milkshake hitting so hard rn.

[SparkySparkyBoomThem @pipes01]

hey gay • happy pride

[SparkySparkyBoomThem @pipes01]

Hot Cinemark manager, telling a group of annoying teenagers they’re not allowed in a Rated R movie…pleaseeeeee find me in my dreams tonight

[SparkySparkyBoomThem @pipes01]

Rey doesn’t wake me up in the morning to feed her…no, no…she wakes me up in the morning to STEAL MY SPOT IN BED

[SparkySparkyBoomThem @pipes01]

Rey hates when I bathe…idk what she thinks is happening but she does not agree

[SparkySparkyBoomThem @pipes01]

Save me, Epsom salt bath

[SparkySparkyBoomThem @pipes01]

I am so uncomfortable in my own body

[SparkySparkyBoomThem @pipes01]

I ordered wonton soup for dinner, that’s how shitty I feel lol

[SparkySparkyBoomThem @pipes01]

I know I’m years late to this, but Invincible is a great show, and I love how it portrays really complicated feelings with parental figures!!

[SparkySparkyBoomThem @pipes01]

two weeks before I get my tonsils out and it simultaneously feels like it’s happening tomorrow and in three years

[SparkySparkyBoomThem @pipes01]

Okay well my apologies to my nail technician who definitely dug out an in grown toe nail on my first pedicure ever lmao

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

The official Star Wars Japan account have posted a beautiful anime video about Star Wars passing on from one nation to the next