Pippa Maloney

Just here for the memes. Tweeting my own views.

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@eloisemartina Lol was thinking the same

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@eloisemartina @DollyParton Actually wish I was there

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@eloisemartina Just look on the bright side…at least the last two years of iso were worth it. Oh, wait 🤔

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@eloisemartina We always knew you’d be the last one standing in that house

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@eloisemartina 😭😭😭

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@eloisemartina Why does that now sound like a great night. God what has 2021 done to me.

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@eloisemartina True story

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@jamiegolunski @eloisemartina Debated hitting ‘report tweet’ on that one J.

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Dear Boris, does my 30th count as a ‘significant life event’? (If the answer’s no I’m starting the campaign for singleton rights).

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@eloisemartina Girl after my own heart

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@eloisemartina Just gift. Who cares where from

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@clairesinden_ I just changed mine to £0 for next year and it was a joy.

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@eloisemartina Keep going. The Crown basically taught me that strong women will either die alone or live a married life accepting their husbands cheating and acting out cos they can’t deal with not being in charge.

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@eloisemartina I’ll join you in that too. See, emosh support all the way

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@eloisemartina You mean end of March 😅

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@eloisemartina In which case, best tell him the groom don’t get no speech. It’s yours.