Pip Varney

Marketer, Dancer, Whole Food Obssesor & Match Box Collector

[Nassim Nicholas Taleb @nntaleb]

I never thought that, in 2024, we would be watching such vicious & criminal behavior in slow motion, out in the open, w/abetting bureaucrats & intellectuals spining convoluted arguments to drum up support to an anachronistic settler-colonial murderous project.
2024
#GazaFamine

[Tennis TV @TennisTV]

22 is the magic number ✨

Sit back and enjoy 22 unbelievable points between 22-time Slam champions Djokovic and Nadal...

#AusOpen

[Pip Varney @pipsqueak101]

@fasc1nate Yes lying down almost in middle of pic

[Scott Morrison - Former PM of Australia (parody) @scottyfrommktg]

Pleased to announce my new role as Head of Marketing at @Twitter

[Pip Varney @pipsqueak101]

Bill Murray’s 20 best performances – ranked - film ideas! #billmurray https://t.co/h69AEXV4lL

[Pip Varney @pipsqueak101]

Bring back goal umpires in white lab coats #AFLGF

[Pip Varney @pipsqueak101]

@nowthisnews Leave the dolphins alone! Shame on you

[Pip Varney @pipsqueak101]

Wow earthquake! #melbourneearthquake

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Twitter seems to be gangs of people trying to 'out-extreme' one another. Attempting to be fair and balanced these days, and trying to see 'both sides', simply means you're hated by 'both sides' for not totally agreeing with them. Even asking a question is seen as a threat. Scary.

[Pip Varney @pipsqueak101]

My dentist is too enthusiastic #dentistry #teeth #fangs

[Pip Varney @pipsqueak101]

@darren_levin That’s a lot for a Shepard avo!

[Pip Varney @pipsqueak101]

Most barramundi are born as males but at about eight years of age they turn into females #fishy #fishyfact #funfact

[Pip Varney @pipsqueak101]

Hairdressers reopening... probably won’t get an appointment until 2021! #COVID19Vic #CovidVic #COVID19

[Netflix @netflix]

Annie Murphy and Catherine O'Hara being iconic for 60 seconds

(📺: Schitt's Creek)

[Pip Varney @pipsqueak101]

#Coles are offering triple #flybuys points this weekend after their nationwide register shutdown... Yippee! ...WAIT...! Who actually uses #flybuys?!?!

[Pip Varney @pipsqueak101]

@ABCTV watches Cathy Freeman doco and goes for a run... (first time in two years 😂 ) #FreemanABC #CathyFreeman #postpartum

[Pip Varney @pipsqueak101]

@piplincolne All the usual suspects but I like to use panchetta and a mix of pork and beef mince 🍝

[Pip Varney @pipsqueak101]

@cora_l_roberts @marshie_jlo He’s now complete after a Netflix series and his showcase of very very large suits

[Pip Varney @pipsqueak101]

What’s with the #Bulls players getting into suits after each game??? #TheLastDance #NBA #ChicagoBulls

[Pip Varney @pipsqueak101]

When you start telling yourself ‘well done’ after every burp you personally do #lostit #mumlife #babies