piranhapine

making things makes my life brighter

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[madonna @madonnarealstar]

I have always been scared of you due to my religious upbringing that required me to wear plaid skirts and feel guilty all of the time but I do not hate you baby python. You are very cute and kind. I can tell. Good luck with the respiratory treatment.

[BlueJay @them_failure]

Me: You're in the mineshaft while your boy's on mine shaft. Is that anything?

The guard that only tells lies: yeah

[lyuda @cinnie_kinnie]

my girlfriend woke up 4 minutes ago and immediately goes “it’s nap time” and gets back under the blankets

[isa @isabidk___]

hola me das un malrboro gay porfavor

[🔞Deborah @DeborahLoaf]

jellyfish: ay yo get off my head !!🪼

crab: 67!!!67!!!!!!!!!🦀

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

having a boy coded gf is great . today she sent me to home depot to pick up stuff because she wants to re-grout the shower (???) . she is often mean and uncaring also . and neglectful

[Michael’s #2 Italian Restaurant 🤌 @myitalianhell]

My wife doesn’t believe in hangovers. She’ll come home at 2am and then wake up the next day saying “oh I think I caught something I don’t feel that good” and you know what? she’s too beautiful for me to say different

[🌈🧇Zombi🥞🍬 @sleepizombi334]

Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my whimsy

[🐾 Worstie! 🐾 @worstgoodgirl]

i'm wifeslop. you only like me because i'm your wife.

[yaba eat pineapple @midjglsynergy]

top 10 lolesports tweets all time

[piranhapine @piranhapine]

@irivoneinz ahh yess okay this makes sense. at first i thought it was like, ultrakill, neon white, the kind of game where you have gun in one hand and ball (or other misc doodad) in the other

[piranhapine @piranhapine]

is now a good time to admit i still dont know what "ball and gun gamers" mean

[ImpulseOnyx @ImpulseOnyx]

it doesnt work because its not as recognizable. think of "ball and gun" and you know EXACTLY what games are being talked about, "ball" is sports games, fifa, 2k, madden, and "gun" usually COD or some variation. sword and potion doesn't have a target, there's no weight behind it

[Mac n Cheese @macthecheeze]

No joke this is the reason I was such an awful teenager bc I made mean quippy jokes to all of my friends and eventually they were like hey you’re just not a nice person anymore and I thought well that doesn’t happen on tv

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

hey, before this thematically significant arc i just want to say...if i dont make it, you have to take a piece of my iconic outfit and incorporate it into your iconic outfit, okay? for the visual representation of how i'll never leave you and how my memory haunts the narrative

[piranhapine @piranhapine]

@irivoneinz honestly fair enuff. id still fuck franknfurter

[Davi @Ddaavvii_21]

"six likes isn't a lot" imagine 6 sevens

[associate of the moth @amandasfemme]

unmute this i am begging you. you are not prepared for the sounds that leave this beast’s mouth.

[piranhapine @piranhapine]

@junebu3g

[Dionetsidae - UESC Dork @Dionetsidae]

the cool part about studying the graphic design of Marathon and having free will is that I can do stuff like this now and no one can stop me