Jen Walklate

Naught but a mechanism, trapped in the cogwheels of eternity. For museum/professional stuff, follow me @MuseoJen

[Jen Walklate @piratemoon]

A video worth watching, about the SS Eastland, from @TheGoodDeath https://t.co/lLjeKqvtrd

[Jen Walklate @piratemoon]

@mikejjennings @fragmad It's something I have never managed in all my 27 years of glasses wearing. What artistic decadence!

[Jen Walklate @piratemoon]

@mikejjennings @fragmad

[Jen Walklate @piratemoon]

@pkincaid_critic @maureenkspeller Sending thoughts from Scotland.

[Jen Walklate @piratemoon]

@sainsburys Hi @sainsburys Update: the problem that took up 7 hrs & 45 mins of yesterday was just resolved in 21 min & 3s by a sales agent ON THE NUMBER I FIRST CALLED YESTERDAY. Please look into your communication, phone lines & processes to prevent this from happening to folks again.

[Jen Walklate @piratemoon]

Hi @sainsburys I have now been on hold for 7 hours and 29 minutes, and you have 15 minutes before your lines close. I made this order due to self isolating with COVID, and now have spent a good workday's worth of a sick day on this call.

[Jen Walklate @piratemoon]

@sainsburys Hi Emma, I have done that now, so please do respond as soon as possible.

[Jen Walklate @piratemoon]

@sainsburys Hi @sainsburys it's been 4:06:45 since this call started

[Jen Walklate @piratemoon]

3 hours on hold now @sainsburys and into the rearranged delivery window. This is unacceptable.

[Jen Walklate @piratemoon]

@sainsburys Thanks @sainsburys for the acknowledgement, but that doesn't help me. We're now 20 minutes into the rearranged delivery window. It's unacceptable to rely on people having the time to hang around for three hours doing nothing else.

[Jen Walklate @piratemoon]

@sainsburys I was informed that there was a problem with the payment system at the store (it's definately not due to my card). It has apparently happened to a lot of folks today. They gave me another delivery time of between 6-9 - again, not helpful, especially now that's half an hour away.

[Jen Walklate @piratemoon]

Hi @sainsburys, just so you know, I've been on hold for two hours because something went wrong with your payment system and my delivery never showed up. I'm down with COVID and that delivery was therefore quite important.

[Jen Walklate @piratemoon]

@sainsburys Thanks, Martina, but that doesn't give me a whole lot more information. Any idea of how long I am likely to be waiting? And any explaination for the payment error?

[Jen Walklate @piratemoon]

Hey, @Oslolufthavn, we reported two bags missing on Saturday. One just arrived, the other is still missing. Please can you help?

[Jen Walklate @piratemoon]

The #goblinsquat as demonstrated by @fragmad and Batty.

[Jen Walklate @piratemoon]

Tonight was the last episode of DS9. @fragmad and I have been watching it every Monday (more or less) for five years, and I am ruined.

[Eleanor Morton ($8) @EleanorMorton]

Scottish museum guide doesn't give a fuck

[Jen Walklate @piratemoon]

My desk looks like an NCC-1701 Jefferies tube, but I can now switch between two computers with relative ease. I'll tidy up later, but I need to preserve my reputation as a miracle worker. https://t.co/kqpg1nRwLb