Pirate Slopware (Parody Account)

Son of somebody who turned out to be a nobody.

- Pretend Game Dev
- YouTube Shorts Algorithm Crusher
- Ferret Enthusiast

[Pirate Slopware (Parody Account) @PirateSlopware]

#MIDWEEK #CUCKPANIC

[gamer @Gaymyway]

@PirateSlopware @kinocasinoclips @YellowFlashGuy @TheQuartering I hate to tell you This but your Jeremy picture is to good for him. He deserves worse. I love it though. Let's see if he asks The Question today!

[Pirate Slopware (Parody Account) @PirateSlopware]

@pearlythingz @BrittanyXVenti Can still see those pepperoni sausage nips though…

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@pearlythingz Hey, look at you wearing a bra in a selfie for once.

Looking forward to @BrittanyXVenti discussing your skullet’s lack of volume.

[Pirate Slopware (Parody Account) @PirateSlopware]

@HeidiBriones Rofllllll

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@LauraLoomer @RealCandaceO Get LOOMERED BITCH

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@paramounttactcl Where am I based, faggot? That’s what I thought.

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@paramounttactcl Imagine sitting in your office that is literally on the grounds of both a massive shooting range and a literal race car track and spending your days commenting about twitter accounts instead of actually enjoying what you have access to. You are addicted to clout and have none.

[Pirate Slopware (Parody Account) @PirateSlopware]

@paramounttactcl My name is Gary.

I have large breasts.

My pronouns are she/her.

I am a real woman.

[Pirate Slopware (Parody Account) @PirateSlopware]

@paramounttactcl Gary, a 50 year old frustrated gay man with large breasts comments on 15 follower accounts all day long.

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@paramounttactcl @RealCandaceO You single-handedly created a shortage in the XXXL nipple cover market with your massive mommy milkers.

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@paramounttactcl You get like 200 max concurrent live viewers you retarded faggot.

[Pirate Slopware (Parody Account) @PirateSlopware]

@paramounttactcl This is all you post about.

Get some nipple covers for those milkers.

[Pirate Slopware (Parody Account) @PirateSlopware]

@paramounttactcl Where am I based, faggot?

[Pirate Slopware (Parody Account) @PirateSlopware]

@paramounttactcl Imagine posting about every zero follower account that trashes you.

I thought you were a man.

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@paramounttactcl You are such a low IQ ginger

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@paramounttactcl You need to start wearing sports bras bro.

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@LOLcow_Comics @LutherTheWriter Tim “High Stakes Poker God” Pool

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@paramounttactcl I ask because you are both retarded faggots…

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@paramounttactcl Are you related to Patrick Melton?

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@JDoubleDoobs @paramounttactcl Bearmount Ass-Tickle

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@paramounttactcl @RealCandaceO What are the oranges for, faggot?