the dollywood rat

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[the dollywood rat @piratey]

Threatening DQ sign today

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Had myself a heart attack this morning.
The ol baby on a picnic table

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“How are you, human? As you can see, we are just two regular chickens with our eggs. :) “

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@soggystyrofoam “Me, Your Dad, and a Room Full of Lesbians” would be a pretty good band name tbh

[the dollywood rat @piratey]

Look, I’m a simple bitch at heart. You play the Jurassic Park music and show
me a lumbering, bugling sauropod and I will absolutely cry every time regardless of the rest of the movie

[the dollywood rat @piratey]

Thanks to the donkeys at my job I now know that Shrek still has powerful cultural relevance with the youths

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@soggystyrofoam My cancelable take is it was a really boring batman movie

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@JennyENicholson Also no shade to us while we waited in a lot of the lines in the parks

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The biggest lie I tell myself is “I’ll get gas in the morning before work”

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“Look, we like ourselves, right?” -Jenny trying to talk us out of waiting in a long line that we ended up waiting in

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@JennyENicholson @EricMacMillan Might??

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This is probably the best I’ve ever looked tbh

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Corporate wants you to find the difference between these pictures

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Thinkin about Flunch

[the dollywood rat @piratey]

If there was one thing I was gonna do in life, it was make sure my friend got to ride the giant spider

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

They let us control the grand spider

[kate @bb_kate_art]

fun week ❄️

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

i think people are kinda over correcting here with the “famous people aren’t as rich as you think” thing. when regular people don’t know when their next paycheque is they’re not like “i must start a tequila brand or clothing brand” like these ppl are still rich just not tech rich