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[sara david-hess @SaraQDavid]

HEARTWARMING: New York Knicks grant turtle’s wish to turn into a human and watch one game at the garden 💙🧡

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Grieving the puppy that looked like a sea otter I had in my dream last night

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TikTok probably shouldn’t exist but it is fun to watch them when you get home late and you are also drunk

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I want to ask my uber driver to come upstairs and tuck me in and read me a bedtime story

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I am fucking crazy….. but I am free…..::

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Everything is information — me after I text my crush and he stops responding

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It’s so nice that all my friends still want to hang out with me even though I’ve been unemployed for a year

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Need a beefy 5 layer burrito rn like rnnnn

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Should I get this butterfly tattoo lol

[݁ @tjejtjejtjej]

Drew Barrymore photographed by Mario Sorrenti, 1996

[professor @pisceanthings]

I want to be wearing a hoodie on the back porch of a beach house while it’s kind of raining out rn

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1pm decided I’m having cake for dinner tonight! Needed a reason to exist today

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

my uncle bought a geek bar from the dollar store and got SIDS

[professor @pisceanthings]

This one friend always has a digital camera on nights out and the pictures she sends out the next day seriously and severely alter my perception of myself like detrimentally

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My chihuahua doesn’t bite anymore

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Don’t even get me started on John kiriakou

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Laughing like out loud from how my taxi driver is driving rn but also like about to throw up from his driving

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Whatever I just bought a pair of boots from the tik top shop like what ever

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I had a dream Colin jost cheated on Scarlett Johansson with me and then this job that I applied to called me and said the person I gave as a reference was retarded

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I’m not sure if my husband would have a tattoo of his high school name on his forearm tbh