mo (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🛸

mo. 👽 mercy main. neutral good. druid/paladin. stoner. nonbinary, aro, pan, proud. 🏳️‍🌈 @sfshock ride or die. ♓☀️•♉🌕•♎⬆️ @ariescantus 🖤

[mo (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🛸 @piscescantus]

hi @Walmart can we talk about how I'm unable to get groceries delivered for 45 days thru the Walmart+ subscription I'm paying for? your tech support has been completely incapable of solving this issue for me, despite my contacting them four times in the last week.

[mo (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🛸 @piscescantus]

rest y'all can retweet this or whatever, gimme that traction so I can get food please.

[mo (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🛸 @piscescantus]

hi @Walmart can we talk about how I'm unable to get groceries delivered for 45 days thru the Walmart+ subscription I'm paying for? your tech support has been completely incapable of solving this issue for me, despite my contacting them four times in the last week.

[mo (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🛸 @piscescantus]

I should not be locked out of member services because of a mistake in your system. this needs to be fixed. @Walmart @walmarthelp

[mo (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🛸 @piscescantus]

@NoMansSky please I'm begging you to let us map numpad keys correctly

[mo (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🛸 @piscescantus]

@NoMansSky can we pretty please have a quick button to release a fish immediately upon catch? I am loving fishing but the inventory management is killing me

[Luigi Nation @mangionethinker]

Luigi Mangione court hearing news to keep you updated.

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[mo (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🛸 @piscescantus]

no way did I just spend $40 on @McDonalds and they just. didn't give me two entire orders of nuggets?? if I didn't have to drive half an hour to fix this lmao

[mo (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🛸 @piscescantus]

hey uh @Walmart why are there literal insects inside your donut boxes

[mo (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🛸 @piscescantus]

hi @discord why in the entire fck did you destroy all parity between the desktop and mobile apps

who's running this circus 🎪

[mo (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🛸 @piscescantus]

hi @BurgerKing your app is absolutely awful

[mo (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🛸 @piscescantus]

I had a dream that @VancityReynolds was my doctor and he asked me if I was gonna quit smoking and I said no and he was like

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. So give him a fish. What are you, a jerk? He's hungry, just give him a fish. You don't have to make a whole thing about it.

[mo (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🛸 @piscescantus]

no bc why did this @Hardees notif make a weird cartoon chomping sound, please that scared me so bad 😭😭😭😭

[circle k vampire @insectyuri]

Karlach hitting the giant double doink is crazy. She’s the woman of my dreams.

[mo (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🛸 @piscescantus]

why did I ever stop saying "put a boogie dollar down" I'm bringing that back

[mo (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🛸 @piscescantus]

listened to 96 genres this year and I'd put a boogie dollar down that 90 of them are rock somehow

[mo (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🛸 @piscescantus]

hey @realleadelaria if they make a movie about me (they won't don't worry) will you star in it pls

[mo (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🛸 @piscescantus]

.@Demilogic please, why don't the light tints for the glass lantern match the other glass light sources 😭 it's more green than any of the others

plus same question but why do pearlwood lights have two totally different tints too

[mo (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🛸 @piscescantus]

@FedExHelp y'all wanna address this or?

[mo (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️🛸 @piscescantus]

yo @FedEx come get your driver, they're out here doing hit and runs 🥴 mans hit my truck and just drove off???