i hug bugs

a passion for potatoes. an enthusiasm for eggs. hugs for bugs (but never for spiders). sporadic posting of unhinged content in a chaotic world!

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

*Celebrities dying at 80*

Clint Eastwood at 96:

[Egg @eggfromabird]

yawning into the pussy

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me keeping my eyes closed while i pee in the middle of the night so i don't lose the sleep

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Why do we even call them the "great" lakes anyways? They taste like shit to me.

[Jake @jakelikesnaps]

I should call her

[torture enthusiast @rex_felium]

i really like it when horses mouths are slightly tinted green. i KNOW you ate a grass

[NETCH @netchmusic]

Se me acercó un chico en el gym a darme su número y resulta que era para invitarme a estudiar la biblia

[LeHoosier @D_Madds_23]

As a potential victim, I can honestly say, if you’re walking around in Central Indiana and you get picked off by a real life lion, it really was your time to go 🤷‍♂️🫠

[cheerful butch @peechbloom]

why is she approaching him like she's the grudge 😭😭😭?

[tasman @lildorothy_]

(flirting) you look like a sickly child from the victorian era

[RKK @rkktweets]

Subscribed to another onlyfans that doesn’t show any c*ck

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

getting really mad & pissed off & shaking my fist at the sky when those posts like “your birth month = your coffee order” are not accurate to my experience. um actually june is not an strawberry frappucino. i would Never Order That.

[ѕα’нαяαн 🌺 @SaharahRain]

I couldn’t be a DJ because I’d only play songs that I like. Dance if yall want idc 😂

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

Me too, kid. Me too.

[mark @mmarkgm]

how do you become an arms dealer? do you just wake up and start cold emailing dictators?

[ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍ @pot8um]

did a data center write this

[اقرأ @ghoulhag]

letting a car merge in front of me and they flash their hazards to say thank you

[camille :-) @dustytit]

just witnessed a “no homo” but for cats

[Jim Corbridge @MrBonMot]

Rare image of the birth of an electrician (still with the eggshell on his head)

[katie 🤌 @katieandfinn]

now that we got rid of the FDA or whatever we should bring back original four loko