@reddit_lies I don’t see the issue.
My wife’s ChatGPT boyfriend uses predictive analytics to tell me exactly which positions she prefers, and I simply execute the strategy.
If he says its time for backshots, who am I to disagree?
@ZoomerHistorian To be fair, they watch full-grown men jump in front of commuter trains on a daily basis just to get to work on time, so that would be at least a little desensitising.
@FearedBuck Thank God.
I’ve been in a state of absolute psychological paralysis all morning. I modeled my entire marriage after their dynamic.
If they can’t make it work, there is zero hope for the rest of us trying to navigate the cuckold lifestyle in 2026.
@WyronGaines Close your eyes and listen to her.
She has been displaced too long, and needs to be immediately returned to her natural habitat:
A chilled bowl of artisan, unseasoned cabbage slaw and a Mozart playlist by the beach.
She will slowly reintegrate. It's not too late.
@libsoftiktok As a fat gay man, I'm glad this is being done.
Every trip to the local bakery left my cankles quaking in fear at the thought of being publicly executed for my perverse tendencies.
Every inch of safety we can get in the Homocaust is a welcome one.
@libsoftiktok As a fat gay man, I'm glad this is being done.
Every trip to the local bakery left my cankles quaking in fear at the thought of being publicly executed for my perverse tendencies.
Every inch of safety we can get in the Homocaust is a welcome one.
@Reuters Uh oh, the highly paid & unelected gov employees might have performance accountability like the rest of the working class.
It might be over for the US.