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@aceisnotaspade My favorite part is when it starts animorphing into a jaguar or something at the end

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@HaangEmHiigh Bro hit that table like he weighed 500lbs

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@ettingermentum Ossoff is up by 9 in this poll & it just doesn't seem to be helping her *at all*. If she loses, I think you can pretty comfortably say she's (somehow) worse than Stacey Abrams

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@north0fnorth Chicago, Detroit, & New Orleans all seem like such obvious & easy choices. I genuinely can't believe they haven't done any of these yet

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@RealOmegaShenny Honestly, I'd love an entire series about the Arbiter. Game 1 could be a Halo Wars RTS where you destroy Reach. Game 2 could be Halo 1 but from the Arbiter's POV where you're constantly one step behind Chief. Game 3 could be the events of Halo 2 but much more fleshed out.

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@CameronCorduroy erotic diaper changing

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@dajosc11 Absolute favorite part of this clip is HHH getting a little defensive & going "I'm not queer!" while Shawn's just like 😏

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@youngneandrthal think about how dumb the average person is, and then realize that half the population is dumber than that

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@oddeyekcal average mailman after a single route

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@The_Tired_Newt his executioner definitely does not literally spell it out in this very clip seconds after she kills him

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@electionsjoe Texas is a state where Lt Gov is an actual job with actual power. They're the president of the senate, so a Dem Lt Gov could basically stop any bill in the senate. It's the next-best thing short of actually flipping the chamber

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@WrestlingHumble Better question: what even is Raquel's character?

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@ImKadaddle change the whole scene. she has the new pistol, she actually tries to kill johnson, but a brute tackles her & it throws off her shot so it only grazes him & then truth waddles over, picks up the pistol & shoots miranda in the head with it as his bodyguards restrain her & johnson

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@toritito "Working the turntable" is a personal favorite

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@Driftwould2 It's that old George Carlin bit about how everyone hates politicians. "Where you do you think they come from? They don't pass through an interdimensional membrane! They're Americans! This is what our country produces! Garbage in, garbage out. The public sucks. Fuck hope."

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@transangelism Oversized t-shirt & panties combo does incredible things to my brain

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@serpentpose i know i shouldn't laugh at it, but "alhamdulillah, i'm a f*ggot-ass n*gga!" might be one of the funniest sentences i've ever heard

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@rowanfornow also, i'm no machiavellian genius, but managing to lock down a *swing state* senate seat with a genuinely left-wing senator & then howling for him to vacate it after a year seems pretty shortsighted

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@ettingermentum We are all Student 22

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@KyleKulinski Thought that said "Platner" for a sec & got very upset & confused lol