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hannah, 28, fiancee-d to @neganapologist 🏳️‍🌈✨♌
have you read charlie goes to the shops and realizes he's lost his little fur purse

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who in king of the hill should have been allowed to say "fuck" but just once

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ancom "writer" who tweets too much: hey @ famous person [extremely sarcastic tweet about them being a shitheel bootlicker or something]
the famous person: [quotes tweet and replies with a modicum of politeness]
writer who tweets too much: o h my gosh. Omygosh. Tysm I love your w

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@27goblins Okay right?? There was a cheaper option too but I sprang for the scanner and it can print stuff from my phone (??!!) HP has some nice lil guys.

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@27goblins Oh my goddd. Like Bitch The Libraries Are Closed Too. Not to be a class traitor but I emergency bought a printer at w**m*rt for like $45 last week if you don't have other options, I didn't realize they aren't all like $200+ dollars anymore lol.

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@sithbich Noah b you fucked up this was so fucking unintentionally funny and I hope jjl kills you

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@sithbich I've been saving this video to watch like a pint of ice cream after a bad day and it did not disappoint

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@sithbich leak the rest of your life-ending comeback

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@sithbich HE WHAT

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@EoinColfer @joshgad does this mean the film isn't as much of a complete rewrite as it seems

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this is the funniest fucking post I've ever made on any platform. @ myself go home and stop trying.

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when bredo keeps posting about the FUCKING dethklok concert I can't go to

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@sithbich HFKSJHFJ

[Zak Bagans 🧛🏻‍♂️ @Zak_Bagans]

My shittiest memory of Valentines Day was when I was reading poetry

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@sithbich We're trying to get rid of EVERYTHING I'll see if we haven't purged all our good ones/duplicates 👀👀👀👀

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Just had a terrible premonition of a mid-2020s movie trailer that uses a young woman's haunting minor-key cover of Old Town Road

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@bonnieventure the illustration of the toad who is not aware of how beautiful she is :(