fart johnson

minors dnf dni 19+ | aggressive breed | clown | man Thing

[fart johnson @pissbugs]

i bet obama says "on my mama"

[fart johnson @pissbugs]

@liIpochaco ive seen a FEW other versions but jts always either this or a reddit mod m’lady style phrase like “oh princess, daddy is going to kill him”

[fart johnson @pissbugs]

i dont usually post the process but i love trim jail (send media suggestions like movie or music i will be doing this for the next 3 days)

[fart johnson @pissbugs]

@pseudosex boob orbital bone structure

[fart johnson @pissbugs]

ive been wanting to recreationally chop shit with my hatchet theres a bunch of pallets i can play with

[fart johnson @pissbugs]

this reminded me my roomie has a wetstone and i have swords that could be sharper

[fart johnson @pissbugs]

@MUSEUMOFTERROR this is so awesome

[fart johnson @pissbugs]

i need a change the sex bots calling me saul got old

[fart johnson @pissbugs]

fart johnson

[fart johnson @pissbugs]

@veronicaviolenz its worth the sanity and theyre usually washable if u spend the money on a nice pair i cannot live without dry feet

[fart johnson @pissbugs]

ooiuuugghhh

[fart johnson @pissbugs]

daddy needs jackfruit

[fart johnson @pissbugs]

@veronicaviolenz house slippers with a SOLID base !

[Fart Corvelay @Mark_Cam_3]

saw a guy wearing a heavy metal tshirt that had a zombie on it. I wasn’t scared, though, i know it’s just ink on a cotton polyester blend

[fart johnson @pissbugs]

im so up

[fart johnson @pissbugs]

hes coming over to watch old cher movies with me because he didnt know cher used to act

[fart johnson @pissbugs]

@woundjob i almost sent tgis to u but didnt as per the straight edge

[josh @joshypooper]

if you’re a bug just be careful ok

[fart johnson @pissbugs]

what if it was called the faprooms. where everyone faps

[່͏ @niggaayaoi]

That shit look like a brain eating fungus