Pissed IT Guy

I'm your IT guy. I can read your email, see where you surf.

Expert in all trades, thought leader in none.

[Pissed IT Guy @pisseditguy]

@RobertKennedyJr A six-worm handicap is exactly what the worm wants. We don’t need six worms in a Kennedy suit worming their way into the Oval Office. Honestly, are you and the other two the best America has to offer here? Can’t we fucking do better?

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

PLEASE RT If you strenuously and unambiguously object to Trump firing Deputy Attorney General Rosenstein or Special Counsel Mueller.

Based on tonight's news, the chance one or both things will occur in the next two days, thereby ending the rule of law in America, is very high.

[Pissed IT Guy @pisseditguy]

Hey @Comey — you said “Lordy, let there be tapes?” It appears there are. https://t.co/iJA9L1r1DF

[Michael Avenatti @MichaelAvenatti]

If “a picture is worth a thousand words,” how many words is this worth?????#60minutes #pleasedenyit #basta

[Pissed IT Guy @pisseditguy]

@kylegriffin1 @GlennF Fuck. I forgot about the Saturday morning deranged fest. I may need to drink heavily tonight.

[Pissed IT Guy @pisseditguy]

@zanylikethat @Daniinthecity I endorse this message. Am in Vegas right now doing something similar. 🍷🍸

[Pissed IT Guy @pisseditguy]

@zanylikethat @jessysaurusrex @thepacketrat @arirubinstein I'm in. Where can I get one of those? I have a bow tie that would work perfectly for the occasion. #stylindino

[Pissed IT Guy @pisseditguy]

@starfleetmom It me.

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@thejenlife Bummer. That's like two of my bachelor food groups. 😉

[Pissed IT Guy @pisseditguy]

@thejenlife Hm, what does steak and pizza do, then? Wait, never mind, I think I know.

[Pissed IT Guy @pisseditguy]

@LawOnHighHeels That is awesome. Thanks for sharing. 😃

[Pissed IT Guy @pisseditguy]

This is great! When can I reach thru the screen and slap someone? Cause frequently I wanna do that. https://t.co/FsUolvuhzF

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

.@MIT invention allows you to reach through the screen and touch https://t.co/6QbN40cHTC

[Pissed IT Guy @pisseditguy]

@kylerankin Wow. You, breaking rules. I’m shocked… you… you… rulebreaker.

[Pissed IT Guy @pisseditguy]

@jessysaurusrex About to hire two new folks, hopefully. Fixed more broken shit. About to take off to the Happiest Place on Earth next week. :)

[Pissed IT Guy @pisseditguy]

@jessysaurusrex YESSSSS. Happy Friday, btw. =) Today’s my last day before 19 consecutive days out of the office.

[Pissed IT Guy @pisseditguy]

@jessysaurusrex I @‘d you.

[Pissed IT Guy @pisseditguy]

This morning's car karaoke: Rita Mae Young by The Record Company. If you haven't heard this, give it a listen.

[Pissed IT Guy @pisseditguy]

Commute time. More karaoke for the karaoke god.

[Pissed IT Guy @pisseditguy]

@_girlgrey @IamAlana You had to mention deep dish chocolate brownie. *sigh* *stomach rawrs*

[Pissed IT Guy @pisseditguy]

Paging @BatLabels ... https://t.co/kHEde37Se4

[Pissed IT Guy @pisseditguy]

Current status: car karaoke. Destroying my throats with Guns and Roses and AC/DC back to back and I really don't mind too much.