Pissed Off Virgin

No longer a virgin, but still pissed.

[it’s ‘ava of love’, not ‘ava of kill’ @littleandugly]

"anne, i can't ethically fuck my grandmother's friends" @PissedOffVirgin

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okay but like what happens when you're finally satisfied with your weird sex life and stuff #whathaveibecome

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@MolloGrace ain't nobody got time for that

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@sheetcakequeen @MolloGrace @MerBear71 ... I am a delight and won't hold back when it comes to yelling at strangers

[zzz @ChrisCaesar]

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical naked.

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Frodo: I know you want this lil hobbit dick

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hey,@sheetcakequeen remember that one time when my desk was vibrating and Guilia was so confused and it was my vibrator on the fritz #lolno

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How many sex toys is too many???? Is there a limit??? one? five? thirty??? #infinity #causeithinkthatsagoodlimit

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@sheetcakequeen THE ANNIVERSARY OF ME GIVING GREAT ADVISE AND YET SOMEHOW REMAINING PISSED CONGRATS TO US

[Nicola 💙  @tangerinebean]

@RCArmitage Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition…. #TheCrubicle

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I aspire to be like @sheetcakequeen . She is a goddess among men. And I am still PISSED OFF AS HELL FUCK EVERYONE!!!!

[it’s ‘ava of love’, not ‘ava of kill’ @littleandugly]

realizing retrospectively that i definitely wanted to set @PissedOffVirgin up with a mormon......oop?

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I'm lazy. Someone should get me off.... oh yeah that's right #tolazytobepissed #ineedapositionfilled #hahasexthings

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I am actually exhasted by the sheer amount of sex I have.... written in the last few days. #youdissapointed #isureashellam

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*on personal days*
"The syllabus doesn't allow those... probably because my shitty feelings are due to my drug use" #thatwackyvag

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Frat boys actually work.... either that or they're watching porn together in the library, both are equally likely I feel.#libraryporn
#oops