Elder abuse expert

[Elder abuse expert @pissgasm432]

I don’t even shit in the bathroom half the time. It’s just fart and pressure wash your ass type vibes

[Elder abuse expert @pissgasm432]

Guys I got a new job! I start fent folding in front of 7-eleven tomorrow!!!

[Pepsi @pepsibong]

Pooping out of my fucking ass

[Elder abuse expert @pissgasm432]

I’m just on reels watching all the ads

[Elder abuse expert @pissgasm432]

@trustandbleed That’s Daniel “I have to be awake in three hours and twenty seven minutes” pissgasm to you

[Elder abuse expert @pissgasm432]

@trustandbleed Please let it be ol pissgasm please oh please

[julia colander @juliacolander]

Pizza Hut hired me on the spot because of my condition

[Elder abuse expert @pissgasm432]

@trustandbleed @Z0mbyking Sorry 😔

[Elder abuse expert @pissgasm432]

The green apple heart stopper and the blueberry lung collapser fo today

[Elder abuse expert @pissgasm432]

Before you attempt suicide get a geek bar and a chili cheese dog I swear it will turn things around for you

[Elder abuse expert @pissgasm432]

#autismtime

[Random Soyjaks I Found on my Hard Drive @SoyCobson]

Happy Easter chuds

[Elder abuse expert @pissgasm432]

Saying “they can’t be sourcing that ethically” any time my friend makes a purchase

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

I got so close to having sex with my wife today. I'll keep you guys posted. Death to Israel.

[Elder abuse expert @pissgasm432]

All my opps died of natural causes

[Elder abuse expert @pissgasm432]

@trustandbleed Sloppy steaks at truffoni’s

[Elder abuse expert @pissgasm432]

@trustandbleed I need you

[Kwikpanik, CEO of 8192 🔜 Worlds @Kwikpanik]

surely this is gonna fix me

[Elder abuse expert @pissgasm432]

@trustandbleed Dm me princess