Kelly Jo

I’m to be a comedienne, it’s working out swimmingly.

[Cher @cher]

Where did this come from⁉️

[Kelly Jo @pissly]

Needed this

[AMBERALERT @Bottleandagunn]

I cannot believe I caught this on camera lmaooooo someone come get y’all nephew

[Kelly Jo @pissly]

My Hero by foo fighters type activity

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

22y/o James Blitch from Atlanta was arrested after making a 3 hour long trek to South Carolina to lower the Confederate flag that flies over I-85 south.

[Kelly Jo @pissly]

They did it for all of us who cant. Love you

[Kelly Jo @pissly]

I can’t believe Apple, this is all the stuff I’d collected for my daughter for my daughters birthday, now destroyed

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Meet the new iPad Pro: the thinnest product we’ve ever created, the most advanced display we’ve ever produced, with the incredible power of the M4 chip. Just imagine all the things it’ll be used to create.

[Kelly Jo @pissly]

Sorry i didn’t call i was trying to find out what the significance of what lies betwixt h and k on my keyboard

[Kelly Jo @pissly]

I wish i could text myself ❤️

[Kelly Jo @pissly]

“NO raw eggs in your beer..”

[Danielle Langlois @DanielleLangWa]

DO YOU EAT EGGS? THEY NEED TO BE FULLY COOKED right now.* That means:
NO runny eggs (scrambled or fried)
NO raw eggs in your beer, and
NO unpasteurized raw COW or GOAT MILK

Why? The avian flu, H5N1, has recently mutated to the point that it is now spreading in CHICKENS, GOATS, AND COWS in the United States.

Right now, humans can catch it from direct contact with these animals and consuming their uncooked byproducts. It is not yet transmissible human to human, but this virus is smart (good at mutating), so we can't be too careful right now.

Why? Because the more times people get Avian Flu from animals or raw animal products, the more opportunities the H5N1 virus will have to mutate into a form which *is* transmissible human to human. That would be super bad, because...

* H5N1 currently has a human mortality rate of about 50%.

[Kelly Jo @pissly]

I think tonight the night i dabble in cottage cheese 🙏

[Kelly Jo @pissly]

Unfinished poem I’ll return to it

[Kelly Jo @pissly]

Takes adderall Watches real housewives of Potomac

[Kelly Jo @pissly]

Takes adderall Watches real housewives of Potomac

[Kelly Jo @pissly]

finally Some good is coming from this godforsaken country

[Kelly Jo @pissly]

Me txting a friend because she’s mad about my new Weapons Manufacturing Hobby

[SXSW @sxsw]

The defense industry has historically been a proving ground for many of the systems we rely on today. These institutions are often leaders in emerging technologies, and we believe it’s better to understand how their approach will impact our lives.

[Kelly Jo @pissly]

Kate Middleton has actually been at my 1 bedroom apartment in Glendale, CA, USA for some time. We’ve started a deep friendship and she doesn’t wanna leave. Sorry i didn’t say anything sooner guys

[Kelly Jo @pissly]

Has anyone done sour scream in a whipped crème can. Is this the first we’re hearing about this

[Kelly Jo @pissly]

Cannot stop thinking about the beautiful Lauren Sanchez. Need to go somewhere far away to get her off my mind

[Kelly Jo @pissly]

Actually every person i know who dresses like this has been married happily for 3 years. I keep telling you. It’s the fake cowboys who are doing evil

[Kelly Jo @pissly]

Yes i like Dune 2. Dune 2 much adderal

[Kelly Jo @pissly]

She’s so silly i love her