billiums knives

billy || 24 || they/he || 🇦🇺

[billiums knives @pissquickly]

alphalete tee neil josten you will live forever #aftg

[lelio 🦢🩸 @cupidscroww]

how it feels liking (almost) every iwtv/tvl character and having understanding and empathy for all of them while acknowledging that they are all flawed in their own ways and liking lestats music and liking s1 and s2 and s3 and jacob’s and sam’s and delainey’s and assad’s acting

[⚜ @archivesbyher]

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[billiums knives @pissquickly]

superbat on my feed but for some reason bruce is hairless and has nary a wrinkle in sight why would you put arsenic in this delicious cake

[jas | tvl spoilers @wretchedsapphic]

“let the tale seduce you” the tale has put me in a psychological saw trap and there’s no escape

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

The worst thing about losing to Norway is that they’ll celebrate with the entire stadium with the Viking row chant, you can’t even be distraught in peace because here comes Ragnar and his choir.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Erling Haaland please tap into every genetic memory of your Viking forefathers and raze this English team to the ground.

[ziggy !! 🪐 TVL SPOILERS @starzigdulac]

that half-blank half-apocalyptic look

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

Me and the boys meeting Mamdani

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

you attempt to kiss me so I perform a perfect parry sequence of every smooch leaving you stunned for 2 rounds. My chastity remains indomitable.

[rune sword @runesword1]

[thirst trap photo of an elf girl in jester makeup]

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[video of Big Burley smashing his big meaty palms together onto a pleading kobold’s head in an explosion of gore]

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[danielle (pirate queen) 🏴‍☠️ @aeonofbarbelo]

headline so good i almost liked a hate tweet

[Jordan Patu @Jordan_Patu]

Australia being the only Asian team left in the World Cup

[Most Agreeable Disposition @THEEBADDESTLES]

what’s zohran mamdani’s plan to get them back together

[hendrix @ukedulac]

fortunately for me the visual age difference in devils minion is one of its biggest appeals because i am a pervert.

[Matt @stealth_riot]

A trans flag that transitions we’ve been brutually outwoked by the da vinki twins

[lestatbian @mylelio]

i keep seeing people say they’re tired of seeing gabriella and lestat. can you imagine how exhausted lestat is

[🔻 Harish 🔻 @fruitymonkie]

no one is allowed to shave their pits ass chest legs arms or bush this December we’re going into those screens hairy as fuck 😭😭😭