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aggressively uncircumcised

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Posthumously awfully close to post humorously

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How do you spell dilly daddle

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Crazy there’s pharmacies all over the city and they can just like whip shit up for you

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HOLD tf up they got em in winter too>??

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Do you think when they make these cakes they have a grid of nozzles for the icing or they do it one at a time

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@bry_zone fuck you man

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5 tweets in a row no likes a personal best

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5 tweets in a row no likes a personal best

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Why do you think brands don’t put their logo on garbage bags

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I love when the ice looks like rocks

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So funny when you see someone over 50 backspace their message like why u grow distant boomer

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The amount of bEhaviour interactive winter jackets is kind of remarkable when you consider not all employees are likely even wearing them

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Let’s just say my salaries got fiiiiive digits

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Imagine you arrive at your favourite metro station one day and all the exists are mirrored you’d be like whaaaaat

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Taking a vape pull like a fine wine

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Just typed out cold as colled

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I really do love the smell of weed in the winter

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Love when people are like ‘looking for work! Experience in sound design mixing graphic design etc it’s like yeah dude I’veb been searching for a sound engineer thank god omg there’s like none

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I love Halloween cuz now I have my clothes scattered throughout the city

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I for one admire how earnestly Tom cruise expressed his love for Katie Holmes

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Love how there’s just a page on find my friends that’s just ‘me’ like oh right that’s where I am. Not trying to go anywhere tho just wanna know where I am