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i am slug - she/her

[𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐠 @pissxtank]

can’t believe lavender just loudly farted in my face

[𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐠 @pissxtank]

“oh you have TWO cats? maybe stop there”

[𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐠 @pissxtank]

hi i downloaded twitter again let’s get weird

[𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐠 @pissxtank]

i’m going to delete myself off of the internet it’s time

[𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐠 @pissxtank]

need to get my knee tattooed it looks so DUMB

[𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐠 @pissxtank]

going to go hangout with my only friend tonight (my mom)

[megan @chismosavirus]

goodnight.

[𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐠 @pissxtank]

i love working 7:30-6 hehe wow so awesome!!!

[𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐠 @pissxtank]

feeling very pathetic

[𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐠 @pissxtank]

@britxkneex screaming crying throwing up this is so cute

[𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐠 @pissxtank]

the guy i see every morning that i get coffee from mcdonald’s told me it’s his last day today and that he’s going back to school. i’m going to mISS HIM he’s so nice

[𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐠 @pissxtank]

just accidentally replied all to an email that should NOT have been reply all i’m embarrassed

[𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐠 @pissxtank]

half my family are lawyers and brain surgeons and i only graduated college because covid hit and they just passed everyone hehe

[mick @latenighttaIk]

i am NOT the bigger person. you have to die

[𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐠 @pissxtank]

@laurenr03198 check marketplace for the same stuff, i did that and found lots of the same couch, practically brand new but cheaper!!!!

[𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐠 @pissxtank]

@laurenr03198 ok this was me too and i had to end up spending double elsewhere for a similar couch. i was SO upset.

[𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐠 @pissxtank]

paying off my (tiny) credit card debt so i can buy the pink bass i saw today

[Treywop. 🪼🌬 @TRYVNS]

LOOKATHIS WAIST ITS SNATCHED 🎶

[𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐠 @pissxtank]

@laurenr03198 just do it!!!

[𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐠 @pissxtank]

@ttvAaerion good to know that you sit at home and search “abbotsford airshow” on twitter and tell people to sell their homes because u wanna fuck planes :’)

[𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐠 @pissxtank]

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, fuck the abbotsford air show. it’s loud af and scares so many animals

[𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐠 @pissxtank]

@ttvAaerion who the fuck are you????? get the fuck outta my mentions