Armitage Hux

I'm the spy.

[Armitage Hux @PissyHux]

You'd think after "they're cousins", "they're siblings", and the timeless "they're father and daughter", you'd want to cover your face.

#WearAMask

[Armitage Hux @PissyHux]

Going to be loads of 7th graders saying "I wonder what it was like to live in the United States in 2016. How could people play into all that rubbish?"

[Armitage Hux @PissyHux]

Still gay but appreciative.

#DAAAMMMNNNN

[Armitage Hux @PissyHux]

@VP and @POTUS fist bumped after Madam Vice President was sworn in and I giggled with such glee.

[Armitage Hux @PissyHux]

Whatever I still look fabulous.

[Armitage Hux @PissyHux]

Hell even JJ knew when it was time to just give up.

#SecondImpeachment

[Armitage Hux @PissyHux]

@miminezz Then I'm keeping the 🍆 pic as blackmail forever.

[Armitage Hux @PissyHux]

@miminezz Is it sent to me accidentally? That will determine my answer.

[Armitage Hux @PissyHux]

"Nothing sadder than a hot person in a wheelchair."

Jeopardy Executives: OMG MAKE HIM THE NEW HOST!

wtf

[Armitage Hux @PissyHux]

@Derpy_mommy I'm supposed to start this week but thankfully nothing yet.

[Armitage Hux @PissyHux]

It seems like screaming at the sky is slightly less damaging than storming a federal building and causing multiple deaths due to said storming. Js

[Armitage Hux @PissyHux]

I like my presidents not having a permanent ban and who are allowed inside a @ChuckECheese

[Armitage Hux @PissyHux]

@captainxcamino You're golden, darling.

[Armitage Hux @PissyHux]

After almost no deliberation, we have decided that the Final Order is too wholesome for Donald Trump.

#banhammer

[Armitage Hux @PissyHux]

@captainxcamino Yes, 11 times as a matter of fact.

[Armitage Hux @PissyHux]

We would've handed out a bigger stimulus check but you know...I lost the Star Wars.

[Armitage Hux @PissyHux]

IDGAF about your video game. The real devastation is the latest edition of Stupid Sexy Pilots hasn't arrived yet. #calltheimperialarmy #wait #wearetheimperialarmy

[Armitage Hux @PissyHux]

My lawd I almost forgot. It's still canon.

[Armitage Hux @PissyHux]

Yeah he died. Whatever. They can never take this hair away.

[Armitage Hux @PissyHux]

They kissed. That is all.