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grok tuah

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

They're calling it the most relatable diary entry of all time

[dyke to watch out for @angryblaqwoman]

bitches in Wicker Park would line up for servings of rat poop if you told them it was vintage and sourced from Japan

[bert @airpippens]

letting him have a beer #friyay #whatthehell #sure

[jack (roc🔜den) @gorilla_wrfre]

-learn about the beauty of the world for 20 years
-contribute to it for 40 years
-relax and enjoy the fruits of your labor for 5-10 years
-die happy
it's awesome bro

[vera ⊹ 🪶 @veralante]

Luigi admitted to the stalking, Not the murder 🫶 Plus, Stalking isn’t even the worst people can do. (Holocaust.) and much worse.

[guardsman basil gaming @LasgunSunflower]

BREAKING 🚨

Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell has been "Shattered across time and space," staffers report.

Pollsters predict "...this next election will be very, very interesting." (Reuters)

[SEBA (commissions open give me money) @SebaDoesntExist]

claimbing

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[jeffyjeff @funnyvileplume]

i've been crying laughing at this for the past 10 minutes

[phoenix ⋆˙⟡ @rama__une]

So I Haveth A Bundle Deale

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

I'M SO READY!!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘DELTARUNE’ Chapter 5 will launch on June 24.

[cool @35yearoldfriend]

I can’t stand anyone who complains about how “expensive” things have gotten. Potatoes are $5/pound. Eat a potato for every meal. Boom. Your job sucks. Become a neurosurgeon. There’s tons of YouTube videos. Boom. No excuses.

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

I hope Tim is having a good pride month.

[Nissehatt @hekwoys]

Large group travel: IF WE DONT LEAVE THE HOSTEL BY 10:00 IM LIGHTING MYSELF ON FIRE AHHHHH

Small group travel: guys check out my beer mustache aha :)

Solo travel: I am the wretched refuse of the earth, cursed forever to wander with the mark of Cain blazing on my forehead

[TransgenDeer🇵🇸 @Transgen_Deer]

Was cleaning off a knife but accidentally gave my Scrub Daddy an eyebrow slit now they’re nonbinary and wont do my dishes anymore

[rosie @snailtattoo]

Friends don’t even say goodnight anymore

[Mia @boygrrI]

if you live in chicago they should have a dual citizenship program with poland and mexico

[chUnc 🇲🇽 @chunktrunk2]

People scared to go to the movies alone when the vibe is literally this

[conor shack @ConorShack]

i think about this img a lot