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before i am an american, i am a Britney Spears fan

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why are amber alerts not a thing in new york

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they don’t let me upload videos

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still trying to figure out how to make this my linkedin profile pic

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how do we explain to the children that some of the greatest talents are also bad people

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saying “in irl” is my new favorite psyop

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@mayofraud hello? i used to do this at my parents house during covid and id walk around with a sweater on in july

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tate mcrae is

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@mayofraud i can’t remember exactly but i’m p sure i kicked this of with saying they looked like prince philips feet bc he had just died…….

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i blow on italian ice like soup except to make it warmer

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my sins are my savior

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planning boyfriend trade’s 30th birthday party

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rosacea and all

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every gay man who attempts to remain a twink after 28 ends up looking like a norman rockwell painting

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ stream ghost on the moon @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

katya finally found a friend to go to the cinema with!!

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All work oomfs are sick including man and two separate people coughed in my face on the q train yesterday

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trying to break into my ig account that i haven’t used in over seven years

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where does one even find a personal trainer in nyc

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just watched a man with a neck tattoo inside the brooklyn costco food court proceed to put relish and ketchup on a slice of pepperoni pizza

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experimenting with zzzquil drug interactions this week