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rebooting

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the most random mf’ers from high school watching my insta stories

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@agit__slop I was there & felt the same. Person on the right of me was filming the most random scenes on their phone. Person on my left spent ten minutes trying to decide what photo of Chloe to post to their ig story, I asked them politely to put it away, they scoffed “why do you care.” Huh

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It Was Just an Accident (2025)

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Matthew Modine looking sexy & drippy as fuck

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Just learned the actors who played Mohammad Reza & Ahmad are brothers in real life 😭

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@zei_squirrel Being an alcoholic is a disease. Being a Zionist rapist is a choice. Hate to see them grouped like this & the stigma of addiction will never end until people stop equating them.

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Hearing a 5 year old say skibidi fucks me up every time

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@K_A_N_D_E_L Get a job

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I literally just body checked a cop for fun he did nothing these people have so many problems but first & foremost they are pussies

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I wish I loved anything as much as a nyc cop loves his phone

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457 hours late to the doechii party but thrilled to be here

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The only thing more embarrassing than being earnest is never being earnest in your entire life

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David lynch dead I might as well kms fr

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I just did the craziest thing (gave 15 bucks to Wikipedia)

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I have yet to see a Luigi tattoo from the Brooklyn tattoo community wtf is going on this is our bread & butter folks !!

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Does anyone remember an anti smoking psa where a chick put her mouth over the exhaust pipe of a car or did I make this up

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this is exactly how it feels to be a functionally depressed person

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“If I had a superpower, it would be telling the future so I would know when my best friend is about to be murdered & I can trick her into a sleepover in which we hide in my rat-infested subterranean space.”

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Wikipedias entry for pugs is incredible

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@b1g_damage RAVEN: Remember, Affect Verb, Effect Noun

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If I had a superpower, I would expose your fake friends & start a company to get revenge