ken

[ken @pistachiolover6]

blew the most aggressive sneeze in target (as I do) and a worker passing by asked if I was allergic to bargains

[ken @pistachiolover6]

My money and my MSU hat down the drain because I can’t go to a 1pm rescheduled game tomorrow! @Cubs

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

the sexual ethics of Hot Frosty are genuinely insane to contemplate

[ken @pistachiolover6]

@jimmyjohns wtf is in my chips?

[toni @bigkneees]

how do i convince all my friends to be pitbull w me tell me this isn’t hilarious

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Show some love for Emmy nominee Kate McKinnon! 🙏 https://t.co/Va8aAXIkaU

[ken @pistachiolover6]

Happy birthday Cass!!! Can’t wait to celebrate and welcome u to 18🤪🥳 love u #sketchy #dondeestas

[👩🏻‍🦰 @_legallyginger_]

BREAKING: Labor Secretary Alex Acosta stepping down to spend more time haunting The Overlook Hotel with his family

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

facebook marketplace

[ken @pistachiolover6]

My bean is 18! A youngin, but a mom to squad. Thanks for being a great friend, no one knows how much u do for your friends. Love u always❣️❣️#sketchysquad #actup

[ken @pistachiolover6]

Teenage boys leaving the house at night:

[ken @pistachiolover6]

Mojo

[Azeem @_azeem87]

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