imagina é natal, vc ta empanturrado de ceia, deixa a sala escura, silêncio pela casa, entra na hbo max e da play no primeiro episódio de harry potter e a pedra filosofal
Me: I’d like a deep fried Oreo
MN State Fair: yup
Me: …and a brand new Ford F-150
MN State Fair: no worries we got you
Me: also weird question but do you know where I could watch a live calf birth
MN State Fair: bro you’re not gonna believe this
Me: awesome, just need a parking spot
MN State Fair: okay that we don’t have