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[Δίο @Diokekis]

Tfw the 2026 midterm election discourse, summarized.

[PitaPockets @pita_slinger]

Groypers want to talk about motion while the US Gov is Doyle-Posting.

[U.S. Department of Education @usedgov]

There's Magic in Learning 🪄

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@cNFTfART @foxnewspolitics Is it something like "ICE are bullies and meanies because they're enforcing immigration laws!"

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“And what’s so crazy, Joe, is this kid is, quite frankly, a prodigy. You know what a prodigy is right? His midichlorian count is like nothing we’ve ever seen, and trust me I know midichlorian counts. And all this guy wants to do is save the people he loves. That’s not so bad right? You know we’ve got these crazy sand people they rape and kill his mom, sound familiar? And so he kills them. And not just the men, right? The women and the children too. And who can blame the guy, these are sick people, Joe.”

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@ThomBrady5 Yes I also watched the new @JohnDoyle episode too

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@Imposter_Edits @foxnewspolitics Aren't you the ones crying daily because we're airdropping Mexicans into Africa?

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@cNFTfART @foxnewspolitics Literally doing the meme 💀

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@Rockyismywaifu @KulakMAGAMan @aeneas2007 @TonyMichaelX You are a child. There is no use discussing this with you anymore because you have no idea how politics actually work and have zero long term foresight. It's ok though I understand this is your first election. Maybe one day you'll understand.

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

@Realglobalpol2 They'll point to the wipeout and argue there's no constituency for being more Right-wing than Trump.

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

Mark my words, if Republicans get wiped out on Tuesday, the lesson the GOP donor, consultant, and political class will learn from this election cycle is not that they need to become more aggressive on immigration, more nationalistic, more populist, more Right-wing, or more based and red-pilled.

Quite the opposite.

They're going to walk away from the midterms thinking they need to expel all the chuds, gatekeep against their own Right flank, and revert the GOP back to the thinly veiled controlled opposition status it occupied back in the early 2010s.

The party apparatchiks will invent some new buzzword or phrase that ultimately amounts to "diet gay race communism" while making it sound like they're political realists seeking to rebuild after an electoral wipeout.

And they will call it a restoration of conservatism as they do it.

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@KulakMAGAMan @Rockyismywaifu @aeneas2007 @TonyMichaelX What is the point of giving power to people who literally want to disenfranchise half the country ?

"We'll get what we want next time! They'll learn their lesson!"

Like bro, the left literally wants to make sure there won't be a next time you stupid fucking nigger.

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@KulakMAGAMan @Rockyismywaifu @aeneas2007 @TonyMichaelX What is the point of giving power to people who literally want to disenfranchise half the country ?

"We'll get what we want next time! They'll learn their lesson!"

Like bro, the left literally wants to make sure there won't be a next time you stupid fucking nigger.

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@KulakMAGAMan @Rockyismywaifu @aeneas2007 @TonyMichaelX "something something punishing politicians"

Like for fucks sake they're not children who need a scolding. They can't carry out our policies if you vote for the very people who want to prevent them.

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@Rockyismywaifu @KulakMAGAMan @aeneas2007 @TonyMichaelX Punish them by replacing them with better candidates, not voting for worse democrat candidates.

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@Rockyismywaifu @KulakMAGAMan @aeneas2007 @TonyMichaelX "punishing republicans" and it's just literally handing over the entire country to people who want you dead. Buddy if you want better GOP candidates then vote them in. You are cutting off your nose to spite your face at this point and it's fucking stupid.

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@Rockyismywaifu @KulakMAGAMan @aeneas2007 @TonyMichaelX Explain how losing = winning

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

“Is it possible to crush the Libs?”
“Not as a Conservative.”

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How are groypers going to take over the GOP when most of them aren't even old enough to vote yet?

[JeffersonianToTheMax @KulakMAGAMan]

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