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#Conservative /kənˈsɝvətɪv/ #ManUtd
Teacher of English /ˈtiːtʃər əv ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/
Heavy Metal fan /ˈhɛvi ˈmɛtəl fæn/

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Rafiki Yangu jana amenunua Samaki Mbili apikie msichana alikuwa anaimport from Kisumu. The Tilapia Babe didn’t show up, tumeamkia samaki mamae na wine kama wayahudi 😂

[Kimaiyo. @Kimaiyo]

A stranger last week posted a spotify link of 35 hours 40 minutes compilation of X FM. Thank you stranger.

The last 4 days has been heavenly.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Yesterday at the carwash I met a Tutam ground blogger in real life. This guys behind me were discussing the Talanta stadium and one said ‘Buda sahii wewe jiulize tu utajiposition wapi? Juu hii stadium ni game changer. Bayern wakikuja wacheze january,Tourist watakua wanakam kuchezea huku itakua ni noma” Then he added and said “ Mimi nataka nifungue BnBs kama sita,kilimani, kwani unadhani hawa wasee wanakam kucheza watakaa wapi?”

He continued to explain to the other jamaa who was just nodding his head because he was half drunk,that Ruto is working and thinks ahead,and those who criticize him only do so because they dont see the ‘long game’ Ruto is playing. I was aching to jump into this conversation, but I realized I cannot change this guys mind. He is long gone, buana fools are strategically distributed in this country to ensure you meet atleast one everyday. Ni uchungu sana!

[pmk @pitahmbithirays]

@polytrackk Sifuna the 6th

[Kipkalya Kones @MrKipkalya]

You know, ever since the @TheODMparty Conditions wing launched the verbal assault on Ruto and UDA, I've been wondering where these guys got the balls to do that. When did @JunetMohamed the party's leading political trader, become brave enough to speak to Ruto like that?

Yesterday at Jacaranda, it began to make sense. First, make no mistake, the mobilisation for the Jacaranda rally was the work of the state. The ODM of today has no capacity to gather as many humans in full colour as yesterday. So this was in fact Ruto's rally. From there, Junet, @HassanAliJoho and @JohnMbadiN , perhaps the biggest beneficiaries of the broad-based arrangement, resumed listing demands to Ruto, packaged in audacious threats. At a rally funded by Ruto!

Then it hit me that the truth has been sitting there in plain sight!

These guys are not making demands on Ruto! They are actually running on Ruto's script. The "demands", in my view, have been prepared by State House, and have to do with the position of DP Kindiki. I think that the calculations have become too obvious; no matter what you do, the mountain is gone and is haemorrhaging support faster than you can seal. So the common sense thing to do must be to drop Kindiki as running mate and find someone from a place where Ruto can get a few votes. But to do that, Ruto Must convince Kindiki that it was all because his coalition partners forced his hand. "My brother Abra K, I want to keep you, but we will lose these guys, so let me give you a new role and meet their demands then we'll betrayal them and restore you later".

My other assessment is that if Kindiki is being dropped, the beneficiary will not be ODM, but someone else, and these guys know it. The ultimate beneficiary is probably also hiding in plain sight, just sipping cold water and eating fresh melons as we all speculate. Which means that ODM leaders are making "demands" on a script that has been generated for them from higher up, in full knowledge that the ultimate beneficiary will be from another party! Which also means that the ODM No Conditions wing is being blindsided here in a clever scheme.

If this is true, then Junet is the new Kuria Kanyingi, who was used to fell Vice President Josephat Karanja back in the day, knowing well that the replacement would go outside Central Kenya.

Games people play.

[𝗖𝗵á𝘃𝗲𝘇𝘇 @abdykeen]

when i finally win, i wont say anything i'll just post this video

[pmk @pitahmbithirays]

@Josh001J I used to rate you bro, but you are dumb asf

[Mad mose🇰🇪🇯🇲 @Madmose0]

Millennial akikutumia pesa alafu ukose kumpigia kumwambia zimefika😅

[Joy Car hire @JCarhire]

Every car brand has its own signature way of introducing you to the mechanic:

- Toyota — suspension wear, ABS sensors and ageing hybrid batteries; otherwise it survives serious mistreatment.
- Nissan — CVT gearbox and catalytic-converter issues.
- Mazda — diesel DPF, turbo and injector problems; petrol versions are generally less dramatic.
- Honda — CVT issues, engine-mount wear and suspension bushes.
- Subaru — oil consumption, overheating, head-gasket and CVT problems.
- Mitsubishi — CVT issues, diesel DPF trouble and suspension wear.
- Volkswagen — DSG/mechatronic problems, coolant leaks and troublesome sensors.
- BMW — oil leaks, coolant leaks and electrical character development.
- Mercedes-Benz — air-suspension, electronics and leaks charged at executive rates.
- Audi — oil consumption, DSG problems and electronics.
- Ford — transmission, cooling-system and general mechanical problems.
- Chevrolet — electrical issues and hunting for spare parts.
- Hyundai — engine, steering and suspension issues.
- Kia — engine and transmission problems.
- Jeep — electrical-module and transmission problems.
- Land Rover/Range Rover — air suspension and electronics; luxury gari ikiwa garage.
- Peugeot — sensors, electronics and automatic-gearbox issues.
- Renault — electrical, turbo and transmission problems.
- Suzuki — suspension noise and light body parts, but generally economical.
- Isuzu — injector, turbo and suspension wear after hard use.

This varies by model, year and maintenance history, but Kenyan mechanics and car owners, which brand has shown you the highest level of premium character development?

[Rebel @rebelde_ke]

I wonder how stupid people survive on this earth. My rider was using pedestrian path along Ngong Road. He hoots to some guy who was in front of us. The guy stops, turns back looking very angry. When we were about to pass him, he slapped me on the neck. Bro, I am just a customer.

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

Do you need anything else to know @Aluta_ke is big?
Having a great time with @edwinsifuna @fredomachoka

[TOPBOYDAREX🥷🦅🔥 @TopboyDarexxx]

I was only 9 months old when my own biological mother kicked me out her stomach naked and bloody because i mistakenly broke her water while playing.

(Never spoke to her for 2 years for doing that)

[DisTurB🎮 @DisTurB____]

if i send you this picture, it means i’ll deal with you very soon but you can have fun at the moment

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Weekly meeting at the usual retirement center is ongoing.

[Charley. 🇰🇪 @iWateba]

Royal Media had an entire golf tournament and Inchcape put up a free Range Rover Vogue for whoever put it in the 13th hoe...and no one did. How hard is golf kwani?

[The Oligarch @NytoP2PMwangi]

Before Wicknell Chivayo, Zimbabwe already had Ginimbi. Real name: Genius Kadungure….
He died at 36 on 8 November 2020, driving a Rolls-Royce Wraith that crashed and caught fire on Borrowdale Road in Harare.

He was coming from a birthday party for his friend Moana. She died with him, along with two other friends.

He was Young, loud, and completely ungovernable. Imagine Wicknell Chivayo’s wealth, then real aura.

He would pay South African DJs and celebrities to come to his house just to watch him eat breakfast with his girlfriend.

But that is not the story,

His sister Juliet, who inherited a large share of the estate, died in a bus crash on his birthday in 2023. His father who also inherited part of his estate died in a road accident while, His mum died of cancer!

After that, the family and friends wanted little to do with his wealth.

His humongous Domboshava mansion was left abandoned, and the Rolls-Royces, G-Wagons, Ferraris and Lamborghinis are rotting in his backyard

This video is 1 minute 50. His abandoned House and luxurious cars are attached after it….

[melisaa @melisizm0]

Kızım partiden bana mesaj attı:

“Anne, evde hâlâ dondurma var mı?”

Hayır, bizde bu sıradan bir soru değildir. Aramızda bir (KOD)var.

“Dondurma” aslında şu anlama geliyor ⬇️

[Miss Nico Paz💙 @HKuriah]

“He makes me lie down in green pastures."

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

How does Brighton keep losing their best players and still come back looking even stronger every season?