@pitbull is an amorphous blob that was found in the deepest part of the ocean. This blob has somehow found a way to replicate the human form and their behavior. Scientists still cannot explain this phenomena. #CONSPIRACYTHEORY#pitbull
@pitbull i’d rather live in a universe where all of our universe’s pop songs were the same but they’re all sung and written by Weird Al Yankovic than live in a world where your music is considered “good” #pitbullblockme
@pitbull i’ve been trying to get blocked by you since 2015. He doesn’t care about making my dreams come true. He doesn’t care about the people. so i want to suggest we revoke his self proclaimed title of “Mr.Worldwide” and start calling him mr.turtle head. #smoothasaturtle