Thomas Clark

I run, bike, and retweet a lot of political things

[Dr Ellie Murray, ScD @EpiEllie]

Opponents of universal health care in the US love to point to wait times in Canada and the UK as the reason why universal health care is bad.

But I just tried to schedule a screening mammogram for this month & the first available date in Boston is mid-July.

Wait times are bad everywhere.

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

excel formula worked on the first try

[Thomas Clark @pitchpipe]

@GregAbbott_TX Easy to have a surplus when you don’t actually help your citizens.

[Thomas Clark @pitchpipe]

@yokesandyokes Vaporware for sure

[Thomas Clark @pitchpipe]

A recruiter at a staffing agency used AI to summarize my resume for a hiring manager I’m meeting today and there are so many errors… just why are we doing this?!?

[Thomas Clark @pitchpipe]

@childers1788 Man is seriously cooking

[Thomas Clark @pitchpipe]

@cnnbrk Who cares lol. Trump was a no show at Biden’s so…

[Thomas Clark @pitchpipe]

No WAY

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: ‘When you lock things up…you don’t sell as many of them’ https://t.co/W7WQGOfNXo

[a’ja wilson’s pink tambourine @_22_whit]

He called her a piece of trash.

Said AF2 would smell like curry.

Tried to ambush her on a tarmac.

And questioned her race.

What did you expect her to do?

Bake him cookies?

[Sawyer Hackett @SawyerHackett]

Aid to Israel? Unconditional.

Aid to the largest state in the US that’s currently on fire? Conditional.

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

I don’t understand the hate for Gavin Newsom.

This is one of the worst natural disasters seen in decades.

Nothing would’ve stopped it.

[Thomas Clark @pitchpipe]

Only Trump is smart enough to cancel student loan debt

[Sebber 🔨⏰🇯🇲 @sebastianbaughh]

Maybe the left should propose good ideas but just add the word “Trump” to it so MAGA will actually consider it.

Universal Trumpcare. Trumping Student Loan Debt. Trump Train. Trumpenomics.

[Thomas Clark @pitchpipe]

@MikePepi 2.75 babyyy

[Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt]

😭😭😭

[Thomas Clark @pitchpipe]

@Adam_Susman @TimbersFC @erykw19 I was 5 rows deep in the TA for this one - the pre celebration from Asprilla was chilling and then the goal was scored. What a night.

[Thomas Clark @pitchpipe]

One of my favorite Timbers and was an absolute monster in the midfield when healthy. Hoping for the best of luck on the east coast.

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

🔵⚪️ Sources: Charlotte FC to acquire midfielder Eryk Williamson from Portland Timbers.

💰 Portland to receive allocation money, in the region of $100k GAM up-front + more GAM in add-ons

🇺🇸 Williamson, 27, made 112 apps w/ Portland. Has 6 caps w/ USMNT https://t.co/XqbbOZkaUP

[Thomas Clark @pitchpipe]

@vitcavage Literally new year new you lol