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[🏎️ @pitlnes]

@racepiastri Nope club is closed ✌️ occupancy: 1.

[🏎️ @pitlnes]

Sources saying they FaceTimed McLaren F1 driver Lando Norris who was quote: “ecstatic to speak to his lucky charm once again”

[CBS News @CBSNews]

President Trump and McLaren Racing CEO Zak Brown took an apparent FaceTime call in the presidential suite during Sunday's IndyCar race in Washington, D.C. Brown, a race car driver himself, oversees the Arrow McLaren IndyCar team.

[🏎️ @pitlnes]

@alkimizada Now it’s time for Yaoi and second driver central #IMOUT

[🏎️ @pitlnes]

This account landoscar posting

[ray @ln4norris]

lando 🤝 oscar

[ari 🐝 @laurogeitabat]

apparently some people are saying oscar is wording things a certain way in his interviews (???) to shift blame so just to show you how dumb you sound:

Q: "what's been the difference between your car and lando's car?"

oscar: "nothing. there's not really any difference."

[🏎️ @pitlnes]

Lando Norris was at best 2 tenths behind telling us he forgot how to drive and he didn’t know f1 anymore and nothing matters when we all die all for being p2 btw but godforbid oscar says he’s slow now he’s trying to contact the illuminati to alert the press of sabotage

[hot girl t🐝 @luvedbyt]

4’s all up in the quotes as if norris wasn’t running the sympathy gimmick to the media for the whole first half of last year like actually rest.

[🏎️ @pitlnes]

@pipr8vi Team that doesn’t win doesn’t need rules to secure wins wow who would’ve thought certainly not me

[🏎️ @pitlnes]

Unfortunately this team has spoon fed Norris the rules so much he thinks they apply to measly p7s or p6s and the team concedes as usual but of course scrubs like Ricciardo or sainz don’t need to be told to bend over for Norris they weren’t doing much winning!

[🏎️ @pitlnes]

I feel like people fundamentally misunderstand the existence of papaya rules… of course it wouldn’t have existed before oscar they weren’t fucking winning shit before him! Papaya rules is mainly centered around no in fighting to secure wins and double podiums 😭

[maheekaaaa @maheekafc]

can i just say before oscar piastri fans start crying, papaya rules was never a thing till he joined mclaren so 🤷🏻‍♀️

[🏎️ @pitlnes]

@AlizwaSobu48591 Yallah do not disgrace our only god with such kafir 😭 jahannam will be awaiting you for such a comparison

[🏎️ @pitlnes]

Now McLaren will pretend that Lando Norris is Jesus and will magically beat kimi antonelli so they’ll put Norris on upgrade priority and papaya rules everything for the rest of the season and we will have another 20-4 quali that everyone will ignore the context of to run agendas

[🏎️ @pitlnes]

Astaghfirullah I may only hope that Allah helps you find your way and rids you from this demon that has taken over your body…

[claw¹ ⁸¹ ¹²☕️🦞ALEVELS DONE @caffeinelobster]

i love them so much you don’t even understand 🙁 them as people, as eachothers teammates, them as competition like them as a duo mean so much to me

[🏎️ @pitlnes]

If this was happening to any other driver as much as it happened to Oscar everyone would’ve called it out by now but now McLaren the team that has been in f1 for decades has all of a sudden been born last night and can’t handle drivers of higher calibers

[fe #W8FORIT ⁴⁴ @lewististic]

@pi8str1s it’s really stupid that people think it’s sabatoge to like benefit lando like no I’m sorry McLaren genuinely just the most incompetent team ever ❤️ they aren’t capable of focusing on both drivers ❤️

[🏎️ @pitlnes]

@sngwnn1 Everyone who works in Oscar’s garage is a government psy op sent by Harvard to test how ai can work under high pressure conditions n ppl r trying to convince you they’re just incompetent.. no way you keep a job at this level for this long by being incompetent. RB fires for less!

[🏎️ @pitlnes]

What do you guys win by running this incompetence gimmick no seriously. You can’t possibly let Andrea Stella a man that has been in this industry how long? And Zak brown a man who used to race trick you into thinking they’re just that stupid. You’d lose chess to a dog!

[🐝🍓⁹³ @rosiierix]

i don’t think the team are trying to sabotage him, they would gain nothing from it, they’re just genuinely stupid and incompetent like that

[🏎️ @pitlnes]

@always_osc Oscar is a great driver for developmental teams which we’ve seen w McLaren and I genuinely don’t think it would take them long to get up there. Oscar has all the time in the world to win a bunch of championships and it’s not like we are getting podiums w mcl rn anyways so why not

[🏎️ @pitlnes]

Andrea stella is very lazy and tired and it’s quite annoying. Instead of acknowledging how they’ve struggled with the rear, their shorter wheelbase has left them with a disadvantage, they made the wrong calls for oscar and kept pitting him. He results back to this same old lie

[sessie 🐝 @theoseobie]

andrea talking abt grip 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[🏎️ @pitlnes]

That oscar has no one solely for him in his corner. Bono’s focus is constantly on Kimi and making sure he improves and has his best races. GP wouldn’t even leave Redbull until max approved. Yet stallard only cares about what gets him a bonus for McLaren 😭

[🏎️ @pitlnes]

Tom’s role as director of human performance literally interferes with his ability to be Oscar’s race engineer and it’s been like that for a while now. The snide remarks about Hungary and doing it for the team. He thinks it’s boosting papaya family morale but it’s just a reminder

[Tom 23 @Tom_lefty99]

I actually dislike Oscar engineer. He’s just a McLaren yes man and doesn’t care about Oscar. I feel like GP with max would do anything to help max win, where as Oscar’s just accepts when mclaren fucks him over and acts like everything is ok

[🏎️ @pitlnes]

Oh ok they think you’re crazy and it’s not sabotage… doesn’t change what’s happening. Getting ate up on Twitter doesn’t mean you was wrong!

[��️ @pitlnes]

You guys are too obsessed with sounding crazy or unreasonable to #that group of people and it’s honestly lame. Idg the need to be a faux logical pacifist in the name of legitimacy. Norris fans already don’t care for the opinions of u guys what do u lose by calling out sabotage