Thomas Pitta

Tortured sports fan and lawyer

[Thomas Pitta @pittatom]

@Matty_KCSN @zerosokx I would compare it to a high-sticking call in hockey. You are responsible for controlling your body (stick) and not being “reckless” in a way that endangers an opponent, even if that opponent’s contact towards you causes you to have to change your motion.

[Thomas Pitta @pittatom]

@nytimes How is “aroar” and answer in your Crossword puzzle once a week but not a word in the Spelling Bee game?

[Thomas Pitta @pittatom]

@bluewmist Le Creuset pots

[Thomas Pitta @pittatom]

Come on. That’s not at all what he said. They’re bad enough on their own without twisting their words.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Hassett: If the war were to be extended, it wouldn't really disrupt the U.S. economy very much at all. It would hurt consumers, but that's really the last of our concerns right now.

[Thomas Pitta @pittatom]

⁦@nytimes⁩ You should fix this!

[Thomas Pitta @pittatom]

@espn why does your website only include the top 20 golfers on your LPGA leaderboard? Seems easily fixable and pretty dismissive.

[Thomas Pitta @pittatom]

How many times can you discuss the white pills in Rollerball without referencing Soma and Brave New World? @BillSimmons @briankoppelman @TheRewatchables @craighorlbeck

[Thomas Pitta @pittatom]

Bob Tway

[Johnnie-O @johnnieO]

Who wants a 20th anniversary driver headcover?

Show me you know ball — Name the most random athlete that comes to mind. I’ll choose my favorite

[Thomas Pitta @pittatom]

@ANTIFAldo

[Thomas Pitta @pittatom]

Why is “TRUMP” in quotes? Is he not real? I’m confused.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump announces on Truth Social that he will be suing: The Wall Street Journal, NewsCorp, and Rupert Murdoch,

[Kareem Carr, Ph.D. @kareem_carr]

Beginning to understand why so many Americans are obsessed with trans issues and panicking about being replaced. They think there are 21x more trans people, 27x more muslims, 15x more jews, 5x more asians, 3x more black people, and 2x more immigrants than there actually are.

[Thomas Pitta @pittatom]

I hate Trump, but let’s not ignore the “if true” part of this

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

Journalist Mark Halperin:

“I’ve been pitched a story about Donald Trump for about a week that if true, it would end his campaign.”

Why’s the media sitting on it?

https://t.co/lfEttMCVAy

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. EXCLUSIVE: A drug kingpin convicted of murdering a police officer, Jamie Davidson, whose life sentence was commuted by Trump on his last day in office, was charged with strangling his wife and convicted of domestic violence in Florida earlier this year.

Davidson's reoffence has not been previously reported.

Popular Information has obtained the entire case file, including a full transcript of Davidson's trial.

Follow for details.

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[IcyVert @IcyVert]

not one drop of melatonin in the whole sorority

[Chris Cillizza @ChrisCillizza]

Donald Trump says he had a bigger crowd on January 6 than Martin Luther King Jr. did in his "I have a dream" speech.

Yup.

[Just saying @kangaroos991]

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[Big Game Boomer @BigGameBoomer]

Top 50 Most Miserable Fanbases In All Of Sports

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

(During impeachment)

This should be decided at the ballot box!

(He loses at the ballot box)

(incites a violent mob to storm the capitol)

If he broke any laws, that’s up to a jury to decide!

(A jury decides he broke a ton of laws)

This should be decided at the ballot box!

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Colin Cowherd did not mince words about Donald Trump: 'He’s trying to sell me an America that doesn’t exist' https://t.co/NJn2CTknQK