Jared Pittman

finally tweeting.

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@Life_and_locks lots of people on my Facebook did... apparently it's good but VERY sweet.

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@venuepartnerwit prolly the one that looks like a chess pawn with the white bottom...

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@1003TheBear my GF is always throwing stuff of mine out... she thinks I don't notice.. but eventually I do..

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Hey, I know it's been a while but what the heck happened to my Thai green curry @NoodleboxCanada ? It was my favorite thing ever...

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@venuepartnerwit @ItsMeTegan @SenseiSensual and I spit out my coffee
. Thanx..

[Jared Pittman @pittman_jared]

@1003TheBear setting my own bedtime lol

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@venuepartnerwit maybe he just 'practices' medicine?

'I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV

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I knew Brady would take it from behind.. lol

[Jared Pittman @pittman_jared]

Do you remember when the most annoying thing on the Internet was a dancing baby?

Yeah, good times..

[Jared Pittman @pittman_jared]

Before pulled pork, pork just used to stand on the edge of the dance-floor, nodding to the music and looking cool...

[Jared Pittman @pittman_jared]

@a_staerkle55 where are you celebrating?

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@TheGeekAtheist God doesn't listen to you... you're an atheist... lol

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@DistractedElf if you needed this is have it.. lol sorry

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When I open the washing machine lid mid-cycle, I feel like I've entered a party where everybody suddenly stops dancing and stares at me...

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@venuepartnerwit

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Whoever named the diaper did a lot better than whoever named sweatshirts...

#poopshorts

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Biggest McDonald's in the world? I think so...

#ImLovinIt #McDonalds #bigmac

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Super fun meeting a hero from childhood..

[Jared Pittman @pittman_jared]

I bought a metal detector.

Beach better have my money...

[Jared Pittman @pittman_jared]

Or don't... your choice.