Andrew Pitt

[Andrew Pitt @Pitty44]

I entered the £15 Lottery to see @FleabagWestEnd with @TodayTixUK!
Enter: https://t.co/51z5HwNvmC https://t.co/QU3QxG0Us3 via @TodayTixUK

[Andrew Pitt @Pitty44]

@SpecialKBrook Wishing you a speedy recovery champ. Maybe you should fight Khan tomorrow so he's got a quarter of a chance. #brookhimup

[Andrew Pitt @Pitty44]

@christoffbatey Cling film and bath tub = cinematic gold! On YouTube near you soon!
#requiemforacream
#druminthepinkstickinthestink

[Andrew Pitt @Pitty44]

@Tinksypop what's the game plan for tonight? Jess has no battery on her phone; #surprisingscenes #unusual

[Andrew Pitt @Pitty44]

@firstpickguitar @Lashylashcroft Can't wait for @localnatives at the legendary Brudenell! Great music, cheap drinks and darts a plenty! Word

[Andrew Pitt @Pitty44]

@Lashylashcroft 'But those two friend slots that'll become available can be filled by rave mates Laura and Graham!'
#(Peter Griffin) haaaaaa

[Andrew Pitt @Pitty44]

#NowPlaying Lacrosse - by Squash 84 on #Spotify
#youvelacrossedthelineJA
#yourmomsonthephone x
@Lashylashcroft http://t.co/jgFye5z6

[Andrew Pitt @Pitty44]

DAN,DAN! Remember that 'heads up' I gave you? Bring the butter and a shoe horn quick. #useyourheadson @Lashylashcroft

[Andrew Pitt @Pitty44]

@Lashylashcroft that is GENIUS! I'm after pulled pork of the non-euphemism variety. Never looked forward to Xmas shopping as much!

[Andrew Pitt @Pitty44]

Glad @lolathered and @lashylashcroft enjoyed the treats. Hope it earns me a spot on the elite quiz squad at the hub when Alan gets back? X

[Andrew Pitt @Pitty44]

@lolathered I'll just check my busy schedule.....yeah I can make it for that. Hope Jim and his dad are coming too. #inabit

[Andrew Pitt @Pitty44]

@lolathered can you ask our Jess if she would like to use the emergency phone retrieval service a I'm just on way back from footy. #cheers

[Andrew Pitt @Pitty44]

Back oot in't mustard pot trying to pronounce long multiplication. Foolish Fridays! #Getinvolvedlike @lolathered @Lashylashcroft

[Andrew Pitt @Pitty44]

Great Das boot banter @Lashylashcroft. Looks like all the cool kids are at it! #alcoholicdrivingshoes

[Andrew Pitt @Pitty44]

Geordie Shore's the best thing I've ever seen! "Where ya gonna get fleas from?"
"The flea market."
#geniusshow
@Lashylashcroft

[Andrew Pitt @Pitty44]

@Lashylashcroft Unfortunately overfamiliar with those moments. #noqualitycontrol

[Andrew Pitt @Pitty44]

Saaaaaaaaaaaaaay whaaaaaaaaaaaat !!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy your day off. Your last tweet suggests you've earnt it. #braaap
@Lashylashcroft

[Andrew Pitt @Pitty44]

Doesn't want to get up after being led astray by the loose moral compass of @Lashylashcroft . We'll need that compass again Friday #rollon

[Andrew Pitt @Pitty44]

Is slowly spit roasting angelic children #warmandfuzzyfeelings #jimmysaville #naughty