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[k[ass] @pitysextme]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 23 Apr 2013 (via @twi_age).

[k[ass] @pitysextme]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 23 Apr 2013 (via @twi_age).

[k[ass] @pitysextme]

@Kalidog11 @MarionAmbler @CarlieP66 @frank_niggalina @BrianEntin https://t.co/Jjk7fL36qp

[k[ass] @pitysextme]

@MarionAmbler @CarlieP66 @frank_niggalina @BrianEntin https://t.co/Jjk7fL36qp the lawyer called the fbi and the fbi never told the nppd by the looks of it

[k[ass] @pitysextme]

@lindsmitchell_ @NancyJC5 @frank_niggalina @BrianEntin https://t.co/Jjk7fL36qp this talks about it!

[k[ass] @pitysextme]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 23 Apr 2013 (via @twi_age).

[k[ass] @pitysextme]

@6gothands omg! almost 4 years ago 😦 hope you’re doing well🥺💖

[k[ass] @pitysextme]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 23 Apr 2013 (via @twi_age).

[Barstool SUNY @BarstoolSUNY]

Everyone in New York rn https://t.co/bgZiRYF9Qv

[k[ass] @pitysextme]

me: 2 cheeseburgers, no pickles please!
@mcdonalds:

[k[ass] @pitysextme]

@brettswoop same old same old

[k[ass] @pitysextme]

i’m glad i got a degree so i could sit here and smoke pot on the floor

[k[ass] @pitysextme]

if @ualbany is gonna make us come to school the least they could do is plow the parking lots and clear the sidewalks

[k[ass] @pitysextme]

like what does the family tree so to speak of drug dealers look like

[k[ass] @pitysextme]

how did the first person who wanted drugs find a drug dealer

[k[ass] @pitysextme]

@kaylajackson__ wait is this legit, i’m scared to try it lmao

[k[ass] @pitysextme]

on a whim i signed up for this and its hella good. with the $20 off you can get 3, 2-person meals for $18 (only on the first order though sorry smh) but if you use this link i also get $20 lmao
thanks for coming to my ted talk! https://t.co/uowBzEk6c2

[k[ass] @pitysextme]

if you don’t turn right on red you’re stupid

[kass quotes @KassPastaQuotes]

i’m dissociating in the cheesecake factory

[k[ass] @pitysextme]

why do customers think it’s ok to hand me cash from their bra/titties 🤢