Dr. Benton’s Illegitimate Son

Writer and Gamer. Movie reviewer. Twitch: SpaceBoi95 YouTube: SpaceBoi-_-

[Boulangère👩‍🍳🌵 @aishatudanpullo]

Not me. I am self aware enough to know I have terrible traits. Just working on being a better person everyday.

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Her character died, baby.

[Craig @CS11__]

Found a note from an influencer in Control Resonant

“Inception ahh streets as teasers.” 😭😭

[miffy𝜗𝜚🇵🇸 @NANAMITHEWORLD]

does luke skywalker have a secret cousin or some shit like how would they even continue the skywalker saga?

[Vin Hussle 🇵🇷 @vinniethespic]

"Hey handsome" = ima hand you some pussy if you act right. I been handsome for almost 3 decades now. Trust me.

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Sylvester Stallone opens up about becoming so OBSESSED with his physique that he developed BULIMIA, claiming he got down to just 2.6% BODY FAT for ‘Rocky III’ and saying his heavy steroid use took a toll on both his BODY and EMOTIONS 😲👀

“It was my armor… I became bulimic. I couldn’t hold anything down, or if I did, I didn’t want to keep it down, because I was so obsessed with staying at that level of fitness… It took a terrible toll.”

[goma @soigomaa]

PETA is strangely missing from this conversation

[Kyle Barker @Eazy_Bake]

Just right. Land the plane and move on

[TonyDaDome @TonyDaDome]

Andre 3000 didn’t make those OutKast albums alone. Casual fans don’t understand the GREATNESS of Big Boi.👑

[Warden of the East ⚔️ @ChampSantiago]

The type of person that reads & has integrity

[Lone @gaisericss]

Disney owning Star Wars is genuinely horrible for a variety of reasons but one major one is how they just send failed directors from their marvel movies to work on Star Wars because they literally don’t give a shit

[Raj 🩺 @whitewolf_raj]

Not enough people are appreciating the comedy of announcing a new Skywalker trilogy after killing off the entire Skywalker family

[AceVane @AcEvAne]

It’s like 5 guns in all of New York and niggas been taking turns rapping about them since 1996.💀

[Christin @hexprax]

Every single person on To Catch a Predator not only solicited a minor online but actually showed up to a second location with the explicit intent to sexually abuse them. That OVER HALF were utterly unprosecutable is a result of how insanely reckless production behaved.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Fuck fox for getting rid of this show

[KM @KeyeMack]

Watching Everybody Hates Chris made me believe that Billy Ocean was make-believe. I have no clue why.

[Craig @CS11__]

Yeah so here’s the thing.

[Criticless Blaine @CriticlessBA]

This has got to be a joke.

MORE "Skywalker stories" written by the guy that brought us such hits as...
X-Men The Last Stand
X-Men Dark Phoenix
Fant4stic
The (failed) Twilight Zone reboot

And you thought Star Wars couldn't get worse.

[𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙻🥷🏾 @alithasimp]

she blocked me right after 😭