Machicha

De vez en cuando hay que perder la razón para saber que nunca la tuvimos 🍃

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

At 19, doctors told me pregnancy could literally kill me, but they still refused to tie my tubes because “you might change your mind” and want kids.

At 22, I needed regular blood transfusions, but they still refused a hysterectomy because I might “meet a man who wants children.”

This is what misogyny in medicine looks like.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me after responding right away because I was already on my phone and I don't need to make it seem like l don't care because I'm not a fucking loser

[lori @milfgomery]

always.

[ana @shivlestat]

she was really acting circles around him in that fuckass movie

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

Man math is crazy

A woman with a $200 nail set and $180 worth of makeup on her face is "using you" for a $40 dinner?

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Fleabag (2016) is Phoebe Waller-Bridge announcing herself as a generational voice.

[Honey Makwakwa @HoneyTellAStory]

“I’m staying for the kids”

The kids:

[annie! 🧜🏻‍♂️🌟🐠 @destinanniee]

“we need some strong boys to help us stack these chairs”
me, a 10 year old girl:

[The Pervert. @homogenicmutt]

I work part-time in a pre-k and if some fuckass guys came to our doors saying, "we're not associated with anyone, show us children," we would absolutely go into lockdown and probably assume they were there to shoot us up. how are you this weird and insane and stupid.

[tea 🌈 @horrifichymns]

If u are unable to sneak snacks into a movie theatre you are weak willed and don’t deserve to go to movies

[Machicha @pitzamaritza]

“My daughter says the same thing! I tell her she doesn’t know what she’s talking about! That she’ll change her mind eventually”

“Hahaha.. yea okay!” 👍🏼🙃🙃🙃

[Machicha @pitzamaritza]

Someone said “oh don’t have kids they’re a headache!” To which I replied “oh I wouldn’t. I don’t ever want to have kids” but apparently that was the wrong answer all of a sudden 🙃

[Machicha @pitzamaritza]

“How could you not want kids!? Yea they’re a lot but it’s worth it! I have 3”

“yea I know kids are great! I lovvveee kids but I don’t want them!”

“Well what are you going to do when you’re about to get married and your husband wants kids!?”

“Uhhh not marry that man!?!?”
👊🏼🙃