Alexis Pitzer

chaotic neutral

[Alexis Pitzer @pitzera]

The Browns is the Browns 🤎🧡🏈

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

Warning: This video will make you want to run through the closest wall.

[Did The Browns Win? @DidClevelandWin]

Yes. Yes we fucking did.

[Alexis Pitzer @pitzera]

@tannermalmedal they’re selling your portrait at my local antique mall

[Alexis Pitzer @pitzera]

@McGicken is this ziggy

[Kirsten @McGicken]

What kind of ice cream do they have? @pitzera "I dunno, hard serve?" 😂 #thingsmyfriendssay #lol

[Kirsten @McGicken]

@pitzera and I just had a 5 minute conversation trying to pinpoint the shade of orange we were describing #besties #50shadesoforange

[Alexis Pitzer @pitzera]

@imgur I wish to someday be as happy as that dog. Also I am lactose intolerant so it may be difficult

[Kirsten @McGicken]

studying for my last finals week with mixed emotions #almostagraduate #scarythought @pitzera @CharmingChalupa

[Kirsten @McGicken]

@pitzera "im gonna old fashioned google him...use the glossary" @CharmingChalupa "Glossal him?" #lol #FinalsWeek #collegelife

[Kirsten @McGicken]

@pitzera "its a take home test, someone will get 100%" @CharmingChalupa "that's going to be me" sure glad we are working together #awkward

[Kirsten @McGicken]

"You're not reaching your full potential as a beautiful butterfly, it's more like a half-ass cocoon" @pitzera @CharmingChalupa #lifeadvice

[Alexis Pitzer @pitzera]

If the Indians couldn't have this win, I'm glad it went to a team as deserving as the Cubs. We know what it's like to end a curse. #cle https://t.co/p0IjBlTIDE

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Through everything, our guys never gave up.

But our storybook season falls just short.

Congrats to Chicago. #RallyTogether

[Anthony Castrovince @castrovince]

Jason Kipnis: "We took a very good ballclub to extra innings in Game 7 of the World Series, so I’m not going to hang my head too long."

[Alexis Pitzer @pitzera]

@Andrew_C_Cook *calling an uber* "you can't miss us. One of us is a banana" @CharmingChalupa @McGicken

[Alexis Pitzer @pitzera]

@CharmingChalupa *reading from GRE practice book* "the GRE loves isosceles triangles...well that sounds unhealthy" #GREstudyparty #GREprobs

[Kirsten @McGicken]

@pitzera found a bug in my bathroom this was followed by strange noises and "oh god its like tap dancing while sitting" #lol #whatshappening

[Kirsten @McGicken]

@pitzera "this is the only time in my life when being in a sorority would help me" #stats #collegelife #greekalphabet

[Kirsten @McGicken]

@pitzera talking about a homily where the priest says a joke and she finishes with "insert holy laughter" @CharmingChalupa #holyhumor #lol

[Kirsten @McGicken]

@pitzera talking to her cat "you're the cutest thing I've seen in 5 minutes *whispering* because before that I looked in the mirror"