Troy Jones

i love to run, read, and drink tea:) £ British accents are the best£

[Troy Jones @piunderworld]

#terberg

[Troy Jones @piunderworld]

Another Monday.... Great.

[Always Hungry !! @OMG_Hungry]

Your eyes, Idiot !! http://t.co/HSPdUH9W

[Troy Jones @piunderworld]

“@itsjuancamilo: 💍💍💍 http://t.co/Zgn6agir”

[Troy Jones @piunderworld]

“@FunnyAngryBird: Teacher: I am beautiful. What tense is this? Student: Obviously past.”

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

My shower has two settings: Satans Piss and Arctic Freeze

[Mamas Uncut @MamasUncutQA]

Don't ever fart in the apple
store, the smell will stay there
for ages! They don't have
windows...

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

When someone drops your phone.. ....

[Words @wordstionary]

If you honk your horn .4 seconds after the light turns green, I will shut off my car, lay on the hood, and feed birds for an hour.

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

Dear Parents, thanks for giving me such a weird name. Sincerely, my name is never on those gift key chains.

[I Keep It Real @lKeepItReaI]

*showering* Not hot enough. *turns knob 1/16th of an inch* Satan himself pours out of the shower head and licks your back seductively.