Sam Karl

Research nerd. Social justice advocate Adrenaline/endurance junkie. Sassy queer. Iowa escapee.

[Sam Karl @pivo03]

Do i need the screen print kanye tank? Questions that plague me at street festivals

[Sam Karl @pivo03]

This brah has plenty of seats, is hacking next to me, and DID I MENTION the fucking bus is half empty....and I'm screaming in my own personal hell on the 66

[Sam Karl @pivo03]

Sick on the couch, but I cut myself off totally from social media to binge watch The Circle.... the irony is not lost on me.

[Sam Karl @pivo03]

Evacuated office due to smoke. I'm going to start knowing the Chicago Fire Department by name pretty soon. 😝🤪

[Sam Karl @pivo03]

I secured my entry this year, but I couldnt be kept away from Team to End AIDS (T2). I also needed to redeem myself on high five gate. Help me get to the goal of proving that I am a soulless monster by donating today. https://t.co/kIHJcIkBUM

[Sam Karl @pivo03]

Watching Britney Runs a Marathon is way more emotional after running the New York City Marathon. And I again must look up images of the Queensboro Bridge to prevent me from trying to sign up again — at Ukrainian Village, Chicago https://t.co/bAap8omouk

[Sam Karl @pivo03]

How I know I've been around Justo Deal too long... I dream we are involved in baking game that allows us to draw cards which leads us to get a head start on knitting before our competitors. Also it was at a bar where... https://t.co/KMu0zy0BfH

[Sam Karl @pivo03]

Here for a christmas carol or fifty. But like ever since I found out Peral Jam had a Christmas album I've been OBSESSED. https://t.co/vODY1D1nlo

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[Sam Karl @pivo03]

Dear Hallmark boycotters, as your local guilty pleasure holiday rom com consumer who specializes in holiday camp... may I just point out that Lifetime and Netflix have created some great works of "art," including The... https://t.co/O6bxe5JgPB

[Sam Karl @pivo03]

Last night I was lulled to sleep by Bizzy and Edie peacefully growling at each other...while I snuggled kaiser *contented sigh*

[Sam Karl @pivo03]

I mean I love Disney...and I love Weezer... but... I hope it grows on me https://t.co/tq61jIa1Yi

[Sam Karl @pivo03]

God I know this curated but this video gave me feels.

[Sam Karl @pivo03]

It's me. I responded to a friend's family member's comment that the Christian media saying the refugee/migrant crisis is a hoax. So being me, I researched Roman Catholics, Episcopalians, ECLA Lutherans, Presbyterians,... https://t.co/EW4JOxWGKG

[Sam Karl @pivo03]

Making Justo Deal watch The Christmas Prince, The Christmas Prince Royal Wedding, and The Christmas Prince:Royal Baby.... mwhahaha!!!

[Sam Karl @pivo03]

Gonna just leave this right here and wait for the Pete stans in 1, 2, 3... https://t.co/fK0dTPqsvI

[Sam Karl @pivo03]

Please consider giving to this glorious and amazing human on Giving Tuesday. https://t.co/InhWpy74nb

[Sam Karl @pivo03]

For when you're all tired of Mariah Carey... Also blame Justo Deal horrible influence for me discovering this.

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[Sam Karl @pivo03]

*walks out of Disney store*
Me, "oh shit! I forgot to buy the children gifts. *sigh* I guess we must go back..."
This is going to do NOTHING for being nicknamed Sam the Monster in T2

[Sam Karl @pivo03]

And so continues the three year tradition. Most people watch Its a Wonderful Life or A Cristmas Carol.... I watch a young workaholic lawyer who falls in love with a spirit who takes human form once a year for 12 days... https://t.co/fYdF7Qi5Lx

[Sam Karl @pivo03]

No Berlin for 2020... but that just means Detroit/Windsor 2020...the Berlin of the Midwest! 😝