Me, totally feeling secure: I could beat up all you guys. If I had the chance. If you tried me.
*starting to cry*
I could wipe the floor with my friends . If they said "he is the fat man" I would murder them
I love how everyone is appalled at the very concept of arresting the President of Israel, like we didn’t black-bag the President of Venezuela earlier this year.
It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did and promptly pulled it. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA
Close to the summer solstice, permanent Daylight Saving Time seems great. But if this bill goes into law, come wintertime it will be obvious that it’s a terrible idea.
If you want to avoid twice-yearly time changes, permanent Standard Time is the only sensible choice.
if I was in charge of Love Island, I would have Chaos Day where we have the two most recent exes of each islander come into the villa and socialize for the day