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daily cringe digest

[let me not speak 🐉✨ @pixelatinate]

@teswoketoi like 40 and LOVELY it’s insane

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@teswoketoi weather was insanely gorgeous today

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@lowgradef @mustardenemy so you “did everything else properly” except the most important part of the job by far

[John @JohnnyWalsh__]

There are about ~10 real cities in the US, imo:

- NYC
- Boston
- Philly
- Chicago
- DC
- Baltimore
- San Fran
- Seattle
- Miami
- Denver

[Fahd Ananta @fahdananta]

The real reason Bryan is trying to live forever is because he was an early investor in Databricks and is waiting for the liquidity event

[let me not speak 🐉✨ @pixelatinate]

@teruelolau @rennbaebae defense doesn’t even pay that well compared to regular tech

[let me not speak 🐉✨ @pixelatinate]

@Sagutxis this is how I felt about White Nights … guys it’s thirty pages why are we acting like it’s gone with the wind fat

[let me not speak 🐉✨ @pixelatinate]

@fawfulfan There’s a Russian adaption of the story based on this premise. It’s been a really long time since I’ve seen it, so I don’t remember the specifics, but iirc it’s a plot point that the kid won’t be sentenced to death if he is found guilty.

https://t.co/LFfsY2fEOf

[let me not speak 🐉✨ @pixelatinate]

@moorehn @kitchi1sland @falseroxy Well I’m a brown leftist so now what. You had men in your comments (who you were agreeing with!) saying “it’s a professional event, she should be obligated to wear makeup!” who obligates men to wear makeup at professional events?? and to what extent?

[let me not speak 🐉✨ @pixelatinate]

@afrocosmist Different vein, but The New Yorker published a short fiction on a white man becoming brown:

https://t.co/6FkxxZ8BQK

[' @onlyyouforeveer]

magical <3

[George the Mouse in a log pile house - Simon dell @simon_dell_tog]

Apple Mouse

[let me not speak 🐉✨ @pixelatinate]

@_paytonbutler THE HAIR!!

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Professor Layton is back to face new puzzles in PROFESSOR LAYTON and The New World of Steam! Coming to Nintendo Switch. #NintendoDirect

[let me not speak 🐉✨ @pixelatinate]

@pebbut did we learn nothing from the “if my friends and I found ET we would have beaten him to death with hammers” incident

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@nba_commentss @pebbut

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@LilliaPoveda THE STATION MANAGER WAS WATCHING?? im cackling

[Splatoon North America @SplatoonNA]

SRL meteorologist here to officially welcome you to Chill Season 2022! It starts on Thursday 12/1, and it's jam-packed with new weapons, stages, and events. Check out the linked video for more info...and start warming up your splat trigger now. Brrr!